triggering  /  nsfw   may  be  present ,   these  are  taken  from  varying  films.

• “  With this candle… I will set your mother on fire. ”
• “  Your cup will never be empty, for I will be your wine.  ”
• “  With this ring, I ask you to be mine. ”
• “  Please, there’s been a mistake. I’m not dead.   ”
• “  If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain.  ”
• “  If you cut me with a knife, it’s still the same. ”
• “  I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead. ”
• “  Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away.  ”
• “  I’ve spent so long in the darkness, I’d almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is. ”
• “  I feel my heart is aching, though it doesn’t beat it’s breaking. ”
• “  Yet the pain here that I feel…try and tell me it’s not real. ”
• “  I know that I am dead. It seems that I still have some tears to shed. ”
• “  I was a bride. My dreams were taken from me.  ”
• “  This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared!  ”
• “  What are you doing here at this hour? You should be at home, prostrate with grief!  ”
• “  What a story it is. A tragic tale of romance, passion, and a murder most foul! ”
• “  Why go up there when people are dying to get down here? ”
• “  This would stop his heart forever. Only then would he be free to give it to you. ”
• “  If I hadn’t just been sitting in it, I would say that you’ve lost your mind! ”
• “ You don’t know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.. ”
• “ Be gone, ye demons from Hell! Back to the void from whence you came! ”
• “ We must abide by their rules! We are amongst the living.  ”
• “ Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. ”
• “  Hey, these aren’t my rules! Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules!  ”
• “  Uh, I think, uh, they’ve had enough “exorcise” for tonight. ”
• “  Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs! ”
• “  And that, is why I won’t do two shows a night anymore babe, I won’t.  ”
• “ My whole life is a darkroom.  ”
• “ Don’t mind her. She’s still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister. ”
• “ I will go insane and I will take you with me! ”
• “ I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself.  ”
• “ Uh, what I meant is, can you be scary? ”
• “ Oh! I didn’t know you were asking me. Can I be scary?  ”
• “  I don’t think we survived that crash.  ”
• “  Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic. ”
• “ Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can?  ”
• “  Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased.  ”
• “ It says: ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.  ”
• “ I, myself, am strange and unusual.  ”
• “  I mean they’re gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased-ahh. ”
• “ I was just wondering could you help me get out of here?  ”
• “ Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? ”
• “ You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits.  ”
• “  You must believe me. it was a horseman, a dead one. Head less.  ”
• “  I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine. ”
• “ Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue. ”
• “ I have shed my tears for [ name ], and yet my heart is not broken.  ”
• “  Their heads were not found severed. Their heads were not found at all. ”
• “ He’s on the rampage, cutting off heads where he finds them. ”
• “  That’s the problem; He was dead to begin with.  ”
• “  What happened to you? Where are your parents?  ”
• “  It’s not heaven he’s from! It’s straight from the stinking flames of hell!  ”
• “ The power of Satan is in him; I can feel it. Can’t you? ”
• “ He has been sent first to tempt you. But it’s not too late. ”
• “ Sweetheart, you can’t buy the necessities of life with cookies. ”
• “  You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. ”
• “  If he weren’t up there now, I don’t think it would be snowing. ”
• “ I don’t love you anymore. I just want you to go, okay? Just go. ”
• “  Are you serious? I’m gonna lose you to that? He isn’t even human.. ”
• “  Trust me, dearie, it’s gonna take a lot more than ale to wash that taste out.  ”
• “ We could have a life, us two. ”
• “  Maybe not like I dreamed. Maybe not like you remember. But we could get by.  ”
• “ In these once familiar streets I feel… shadows… everywhere.  ”
• “ You have a room over the shop, don’t you?  ”
• “  Haven’t been there in years. People think it’s haunted. ”
• “ You see, years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice. ”
• “ I tried to stop her, but she wouldn’t listen to me.  ”
• “  If I see your face again on this street, you’ll rue the day you were born. ”
• “  You’ll kill me, boy? Well here I stand! ”
• “  You’re barking mad! Killing a man what done ya no harm! ”
• “ Don’t worry no one’ll recognize you. You’re safe now.  ”
• “ I’ve never had dreams. Only nightmares.  ”
• “ I won’t slay anything. I don’t slay, so put it out of your mind.  ”
• “ Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk? ”
• “ Some says you survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter.   ”
• “  There is a place, like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery and danger. ”
• “  Why is it you’re always too small or too tall?  ”
• “ You used to be much more… muchier. You’ve lost your muchness.  ”
• “ It looks like you’ve run afoul of something with wicked claws… ”
• “  What if it were agreed that “proper” meant wearing a codfish on your head?   ”
• “ Do you know what I’ve always dreaded?  ”
• “  I’d rather you didn’t. I’ll be fine as soon as I wake up.  ”
• “  If you’re hiding her, you will lose your heads.  ”
• “ I don’t care! He wouldn’t be there if it weren’t for me!  ”
• “ I’ve been shrunk, stretched, scratched, and stuffed into a teapot.  ”
• “  So, I’ve come to you hoping you might understand what it’s like. ”
• “ There are questions I have to answer, things I have to do. ”
• “  You two remind me of some funny boys I met in a dream. ”

WHO?

• “ Who are you? “
• “ Who are you really? “
• “ Who was that? “
• “ Who’s there? “
• “ Who am I? “
• “ Who cares? “
• “ Who knows? “

WHAT? 

• “ What’s going on? “
• “ What are you? “
• “ What just happened? “
• “ What do we do now? “
• “ What are you doing here? “
• “ What do you know about me? “
• “ What do you know about them? “
• “ What the hell? “
• “ What happened to you? “
• “ What happened to us? “

WHEN?

• “ When did this happen? “
• “ When did you get that bruise? “
• “ When did all of this start? “
• “ When are you going to start telling the truth? “
• “ When did you first start lying to me? “ 
• “ When can I see you again? “
• “ When’s dinner? “
• “ When are we gonna get there? “

WHERE? 

• “ Where am I? “
• “ Where are we? “
• “ Where are we going? “
• “ Where are you going? “
• “ Where have you been all this time? “
• “ Where have I been? Uh… See… I can explain… “
• “ Where were you when I needed you? “

WHY? 

• “ Why did you do that? “
• “ Why are we doing this again? “
• “ Why are you doing this? “
• “ Why did you hit me? “
• “ Why did you kill them? “
• “ Why do you hate me? “
• “ Why do you love me? “
• “ Why don’t we ever talk anymore? “ 
• “ Why do I love you? “
• “ Why did you do something so stupid? “
• “ Why are you up so late? “

 warning   !   this   post   contains   quotes   from   the   movie   &.   thus   contains   spoilers   !   don’t   reblog   if   you   haven’t   seen   it   &.   don’t   want   it   spoiled   .   (   feel   free   to   change   pronouns   ,   etc   .   this   is   not   in   chronological   order   )   .

• did you do it ?
• what did it cost ?
• what exactly is it that they do ?
• oh , screw you , i’ll do it myself !
• you will never be a god .
• what did you imagine ?
• this does put a smile on my face .
• what’s the matter with you , kids ? you’ve never seen a spaceship before ?
• oh , we’re using our made-up names ? in that case , i’m _____ .
• let’s talk about this plan of yours . i think it’s good , except it sucks .
• i swore off dairy , but then ben & jerry’s named a flavor after me .
• evacuate the city ! engage all defenses !
• you should have gone for the head .
• i assure you , the sun will shine on us again .
• in time , you will know what it’s like to lose .
• dread it . run from it . destiny still arrives .
• i’m sorry … i’m sorry .
• you’re invited to my wedding .
• don’t forget this might be dangerous , so let’s put on our mean faces .
• death follows him like a shadow .
• you have my respect . 
• i hope they remember you .
• you kill and torture and you call it mercy .
• you failed .
• did we just lose ?
• who the hell are you guys ?
• today we don’t fight for any life … we fight for all of them .
• so this is it ? it’s all been leading to this .
• it’s alright .
• you could never hurt me .
• no resurrections this time .
• how is it you know this place so well ?
• i do have a bit of experience in that arena .
• i lost more than you could know .
• but now is no time to mourn .
• wake him up .
• you really are the worst .
• i saved you .
• what master do you serve ?
• what master do i serve ? what am i supposed to say , jesus ?
• dude , you’re embarrassing me in front of wizards .
• i don’t want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip . you understand ?
• all this , just for a drop of blood .
• where’s your other friend ?
• you will have nothing but dust , and blood .
• we have blood to spare .
• i should’ve stayed on the bus !
• congratulations , you’re a prophet .
• i’m a survivor .
• you’re trespassing in this city and on this planet .
• it means get lost squidward !
• i got you . i got you .
• he did it .
• what is this ? what the hell is happening ?
• i will take it off your corpse .
• he’ll die alone , as will you .
• i  need you to create a diversion .
• we’re all gonna die !
• i thought you might be hungry .
• you were supposed to protect us .
• what did you do ?
• you’re a total d-hole .
• i know what it’s like to lose .
• you should have killed me !
• i don’t want to go , please , i don’t want to go .
• this is no place to die .
• i told you … that you would die for that .
• we’re in the endgame now .
• it was the only way .
• motherf-

• If I’m ever going to make captain, I need a good mentor; I need my rabbi. 
• Meep morp zeep, robot captain engaged!
• Thank you very much, sir. Testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately.
• Here are two pictures. One is your locker; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which?
• You also have more mice living in your desk than any other detective!
• Well, he’s someone else’s problem now. Like you said, it’s out of your hands.
• Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.
• God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.
• So you were just borrowing those cars?
• Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding! You win a teddy bear!
• All right, fine, darling; I’ll ask him. Excuse me, sir!
• No, I know we’re lost! I think he’s an idiot.
• Idiot?! Do you know why we’re out here in the middle of the night, ___? I was gonna propose to you! On the Brooklyn Bridge, where we met.
• You know what? This is over. Say goodbye to this ring and everything it represents
• I’m sad y'all are arresting me, but I gotta say, I’m glad you’re back together.
• We’ve busted murderers; we’ve taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer- the Fire Department.
• I don’t have a lot of time. I need your full, signed confession. We have four minutes. We can do this.
• Everyone, check your email. The greatest thing that could ever happen has just happened.
• Who’s Kevin Cozner? Is he the star of Danzez With Wolvez?
• Mm, it was kind of a last-minute invite. Just stirring the pot.
• Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.
• Devastatingly handsome? I’m sorry. I’m uncomfortable with emotions.
• Nice cop lingo! Look, I’m really sorry that we ruined your party. I’d love to make it up to you.
• You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying.
• No, he did it doing something he’s embarrassed by. Like smiling. Only question is… how do you hurt your arm smiling?
• Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
• Because no-one… will ever believe you.
• Fine, abandon me! I don’t want you here anyway.
• All right, I’ll just act like you. Say something so I can get the cadence of your voice down.
• This looks like it was filled out by a toddler!
• you just got slapped with the best life sentence there is: marriage.
• You know how long I’ve been waiting for one of you old men to kiss me?
• My ears are burning! Did someone say vasectomy? I got snipped; no big deal, just numbs you out from trunk to skunk for a year.
• Look, you guys, if the Sarge wants to chop off his penis that is his choice.
• I hate being friends with you!
• I’ve examined his proposal; there’s no proof that giggle-pig is a serious problem.
• Actually, I’m a little disappointed in the hotel. How you mess up a omelette? It’s just a flat egg!
• Okay, don’t shoot! That’s how people get shot.
• Every time you talk I hear that sound that plays when Pacman dies.
• I got aroused last night watching a nature documentary on bees. I was fine until they went inside the hive.
• “I’m with someone and nothing is going to happen.” Name of your sex tape!
• Your head is so small. It is so small. Where do you keep your brains?
• Good to see you. But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?
• I care about my friends. Now eat your carrots, or I’ll rip your tiny head off.
• I’m still paying my uncle’s funeral bills. I rear-ended the hearse. It was a mess.
• Wait, stop. I’ve made a terrible mistake.
• You’re being super irresponsible. You have a batitude. That’s a bad attitude.
• I’m not gonna lie, that turns me on a little bit.

this is casting call masterlist for the indie deadpool rp community. if you are aDEADPOOL muse (not just a verse) then feel free to reblog this post and add in your character name and whether you’re a canon or an oc in the tags. both comic and movie based blogs are allowed as well as multimuse blogs. please DO NOT reblog this if you are just primarily a mutant/x-men/mcu blog, this will just be for people whose timeline/canon lies heavily within the deadpool universe. i will try and stay on top of this list as much as i can and will update it as often as possible.

• ❛i used to be a better person.❜
• ❛everything tastes like blood, now.❜
• ❛i’m not easy to love.❜
• ❛you motivate me to make myself a better person.❜
• ❛do you ever feel worthless?❜
• ❛i pretend a lot of shit doesn’t get to me.❜
• ❛if the world gets too cold & lonely, don’t worry. i’ll protect you.❜
• ❛the world has always been cruel.❜
• ❛please don’t forget me.❜
• ❛i wish i could love you right.❜
• ❛there’s a reason i can’t love.❜
• ❛i’ve always been prepared to die.❜
• ❛maybe i did get my hopes up too high.❜
• ❛god, i’m so in love with you.❜
• ❛remember that you can’t save everyone.❜
• ❛i want to be loved, it aches within my ribs.❜
• ❛they aren’t even nightmares; they’re memories.❜
• ❛i’ll protect you.❜
• ❛there’s a reason why i wander alone.❜
• ❛you deserve the world, & i can’t give it to you.❜
• ❛i’m afraid that somebody else might take my place.❜
• ❛i’m a horrible person & i know it.❜
• ❛i’d sell my soul & turn myself inside out to make sure no one i love gets hurt again.❜
• ❛maybe i should just die.❜
• ❛i wish i wasn’t so fucked up.❜
• ❛would you fall in love with me?❜
• ❛i just want the freedom to make my own mistakes.❜
• ❛i’m not yours to control.❜
• ❛i always think that one of these days you’ll leave me behind.❜
• ❛i’m not good at relationships.❜
• ❛i wonder why i’m still running.❜
• ❛love me or hate me. just choose one, please.❜
• ❛trust the magic of beginnings.❜
• ❛remember all of the places we could’ve gone?❜
• ❛you were born to chase the stars.❜
• ❛as long as you’re happy, don’t worry about me.❜
• ❛i could disappear forever & it wouldn’t make a difference.❜
• ❛sorry to bother you again.❜
• ❛please don’t blame yourself.❜
• ❛you deserve much better.❜