Tony + ‘threatening’ his kids (anti-Tonys, stay on your fucking lane, this post isn’t for you)

Bonus:

absolute champion that i found today

Gamefreak doesnt stop giving us more charizard forms

If I was married to Beyoncé, I simply wouldn’t have cheated

RIP Jay-Z but I’m different

You know what? You’re absolutely right

YOU CANNOT BE FEEDING THESE TO PEOPLE OMG 🤦🏽‍♀️

The horror I just came across on my ig 😷

Okay, but even if essential oils were edible, which they are not, companies charge an arm and a leg for tiny bottles of half-synthetic essential oils. Wouldn’t it be cheaper in the end to just buy a bottle of extract if all you’re going to do is use it for flavorings? Because you’re just tossing your health and your stomach lining away if this is what you’re doing with your DoTerra.

*screeches*

Y’all are missing the fact that OP is promoting a pyramid scheme which makes this even more reprehensible

what the hell are you all talking about? peppermint essential oil is edible, and it tastes great in hot chocolate

Umm, it’s super duper not though.

maybe it isn’t that safe, but i only use one to two drops and that goes a long way in flavor. i just don’t understand how this cant be edible as ive never felt sick from eating it.

Because the toxin build up to your internals isn't going to kill you instantly. It's not poison, it's toxic. Yes, toxic. Even a single drop, diluted, is waaaaay too many chemicals for your body to process. So it nopes out and filters them. Putting additional strain on your kidney and liver. And that's of you're lucky enough to skip the chemical burns.

If you like peppermint, buy a fucking plant. Or extract, that is actually meant to be ingested.

Like, do you all hate yourselves so much that you just don't care? I don't get it.

@biologyweeps have you ever heard of people trying to bake with essential oils?

Well I certainly have now....

Please don’t bake with essential oils, these things are not food safe and were never intended to go through food. The processing that food goes through (baking, the chemical interactions inside the food, etc) can influence what the essential oil is doing in there.

There are oils safe for human consumption, which are usually diluted down to safe levels so that you can use them as flavouring. They’re usually not sold as essential oils because they’re not in fact that, as they are strongly diluted. Use those if you want to flavour your things. Not...whatever the hell this is. Please. 

He was considering mischief but fell over instead

That's my last brain cell

So I found this coconut on the beach in Costa Rica and when I opened it THIS was inside. I think it’s the endosperm (or whatever you call the thing that develops into the tree). The coconut water itself wasn’t as sweet as usual (probably because it had sprouted), but the little sprout boi tasted sweet on one end and salty on the other. (submitted by @jewishpangolin)

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dude i have no idea how to tell you this but i have no idea what this is. i showed this to my plant anatomy professor and one of the mods at @thebashfulbotanist after class and none of us could figure out what this is. it doesn’t look like a fungus, the embryos in coconuts are tiny and don’t look like this, and the first thing a coconut sprouts is a root, not the stem, and it grows outward. there should be nothing normal like this growing in there. my plant anatomy teacher has never seen anything like this and has offered to forward this image to a palm researcher she knows to see if he has. i repeat, we have no idea what you ate but it was not a normal sprout boi. please stand by

submitter: heehee look at little coconut!!! 😩

op, their classmates, and their botany professor:

oh my God

this is the exact opposite of that video of the spiders in the big mass that starts swarming when the dude touches it

this is WILD

I WENT INTO ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK

Is no one going to mention that the woman in the wheelchair is a DANCE COACH.

I’m sorry this

Isn’t satire?!

hmmm

@biffan

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

so we’re just gonna stop the list right tf there

looking through the comments and reblogs.. oh boy

there’s definitely more but I’m not sure I want to subject myself to that horror

hey quick question how come out of all the pictures you could’ve chosen for Bloo you had to pick the one from a hentai parody 

you recognized it

There's only 163 countries on the survey, and the US is right above Saudi Arabia

HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP

THATS A LONG ASS RAMP

this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life

Im so glad for the music choice

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

get him

SLAAAAAY

I’M HOLLERING!

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

character development