so basically, the plan moving forward is:
- i cannot die
- i cannot be killed
- i am going to eat your teeth
hope this helps!
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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like
13mo
the ladies are 300 rats that follow me around
They’re all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.
13mo
im a feminist
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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.
[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]
This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.
[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]
This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.
[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]
My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.
because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.
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an inexplicable edit i have in my camera roll that i must’ve made for a joke that i don’t remember anymore. but i think it stands on its own
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whats the No cat look like from the left side? Does it say Yes? I need to see the other side of this kitty
Not as exciting but I think it kind of looks like “Mi”
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Anonymous asked:
how is the cat ‘No’ ?
he just Is
personally i do think that he was a powerful wizard who was turned into a cat by a witch and his last word was emblazoned on his body. thats just me tho
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the year 80,085 is even worse
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put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
Has anyone tagged @official-boob-posts yet
official boob post
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IDM = Intelligent Dance Music
EDM = Educational Dance Music
DnB = Dictionaries and Books
Jungle = Jungian Lessons
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Do not punish the behaviour you want to see
I mean, it seems pretty obvious when you put it like that, right?
But how many families, when an introvert sibling or child makes an effort to socialize, snarkily say, “So, you’ve decided to join us”?
Or when someone does something they’ve had trouble doing, say, “Why can’t you do that all the time?” (Happened to me, too often.)
Or any sentence containing the word “finally”.
If someone makes a step, a small step, in a direction you want to encourage, encourage it. Don’t complain about how it’s not enough. Don’t bring up previous stuff. Encourage it.
Because I swear to fucking god there is nothing more soul-killing, more motivation-crushing, than struggling to succeed and finding out that success and failure are both punished.
Encouragement and acknowledgment are so much more effective than punishment.
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when two things are similar u know theyre alike
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this guy gets it
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Thank you for sending me this open ended hot take prompt. I've been trying to think of an answer to give for days, something that will make me sound smart and coolly contrarian but not cruel, but I think I missed the class at Tumblr University that prepared everyone for how to do that.
Anyway, here's a hot take. The most annoying type of user on here (and up there with the most annoying people I've been forced to interact with in person) are those who have a strong self-conception as rational. It would be funny if it wasn't so aggravating, seeing these people dismiss anything they don't immediately understand or resonate with as irrational or foolish, because they assume their innate rationality allows them to grasp all of human experience from first principles (thinking really hard), while also simultaneously expressing a whole lot of irrational and low-insight beliefs. They assume all their likes and preferences stem from logical consideration, and so anyone who differs from them must be stupid. I most associate this with a particular type of middle-aged autistic guy (usually a professionally unsuccessful engineer or similar) that I've been unhappily sat next to at institutional events. But, tumblr has proven to me that anyone, of any age or gender, can be afflicted with this kind of boorishness.
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my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!
me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years
the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term