my toxic trait is carelessly getting dressed in front of open windows because if someone wants to look in, that’s their problem
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
2020 was like “i know a place” … and took us to hell
i really like stickers but at the same time i don’t because once you stick them somewhere that’s it, it’s finished, and i’m just not emotionally stable enough for that responsibility
I have been waiting for this post my whole life.
I was trying to explain this to someone one day and they basically told me I was crazy.
@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.
She is giving us a LOOK
is this princess leia?
stay the fuck inside
My favorite Animal Crossing memes, a collection:
i love how these two idiots messaged each other and were like “lets dress up all wild!” since it was just the 2 of them for this video but they ended up looking like every single lesbian i know
there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!
what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“
My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.
I JUST SCREAMED
I CANT FUCKING BRATHEWHBFAESJHFBESJH
this is the reason why i live now
this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
😂
OH GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
the mandalorian? isn’t that bitch the powerhouse of the cell?