"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either
ok its literally this
this is why, when someone tells me "there are only two sexes, it's basic biology!" my favorite response is to ask "what, you never made it to advanced biology?" like don't load the gun and then hand it to me lmao
you. yes. you get it
i’m so upset
I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb
they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!
I can’t
Recte!
if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter
do they speak latin because it’s a dead language
get out
This is exactly the kind of content I come here for like I want to print this out, frame it and put it on my wall.
"This is my weird son. He can't climb for shit, but he is handsome and strong."
Everything that isn't food is a cat from the perspective of a cat. Cats can look upon the true form of eldritch monstrosities and keep their sanity. They'd just see another cat. A fucking weird-looking cat, but a cat nonetheless.
An always-reblog. 😄
If a website has a paywall, like New York Times, DO NOT use the ctrl+A shortcut then the ctrl+c shortcut as fast as you can because then you may accidentally copy the entire article before the paywall comes up. And definitely don't do ctrl+v into the next google doc or whatever you open because then you will accidentally paste the entire article into a google doc or something!!!! I repeat DO NOT do this because it is piracy which is absolutely totally wrong!!!
Also do NOT append "12ft.io/" before a URL ! Typing an URL like this https://12ft.io/<URL> will redirect to a site that would break the display of the page by removing the paywall !
Honestly it's kind of prohibited to mash CTRL+P before some paywall windows can load in to get a PDF of the article. Really shouldn't be done tbh very dangerous🤷🏿♂️ ❌️
Do y’all know where the phrase “eat the rich” comes from or do you just repeat it cause you heard it elsewhere?
It’s not a bad thing, I just saw someone say “we never said who would eat the rich” and realized a lot of y’all might not have heard the full quote
It’s from Rousseau and it’s “When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"
And, well, there’s a lot of people with nothing to eat…
The poor cried,
“We are starving. There is no more bread, and we have nothing to eat.”
The rich man said,
“Not my problem you don’t work for your bread,”
as if he did not snatch away the grain by his own greedy hands and create filling bread for his own overflowing mouth.
The poor cried,
“We are dying. There is no more medicine, and we’re all ill.”
The rich man said,
“Not my problem you don’t take care of yourselves,”
as if he did not buy all the medicine and raise prices so high
the gods themselves would not
be able to reach.
The poor people
stopped crying,
and the rich man was satisfied…
Until they came knocking at his door one night;
their faces were sunken,
their flesh decaying,
their eyes sightless.
They were monsters
of the rich man’s
own making.
As they devoured his flesh,
the rich man cried,
“Please, spare me!”
The ravenous zombies said,
“Not our fault
you fattened yourself
for slaughter.”
Holy fucking shit
Now I really like that phrase
This is my new favorite phrase. This is so much more metal than I thought it was gonna be
collect my fucking masses and let’s eat the rich
New Character Unlocked!!!
Berries & Chocolate Basket
Mooom, the chocolate alchemist has an accomplice now!
I love how Cedric Grolet, Versailles chef and Parisian absolute master of fruit trompe l'oeil, is seen as chocolate guy accomplice
Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd
based firemen
you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"
hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️
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every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened
nobody goes to the time bean except tourists tbh
I'm cackling over how Odysseus Hades 2 says "We rarely get where we must go the fastest way we can." Like, yeah, that's very true and wise of you to say, but also are you sure you're not an extreme outlier here, Mr. Namesake of Circuitous Journeys?
I can’t wait for the final Rat Grinders fight. Just thinking about it from Kipperlilly’s perspective is funny to me.
“Okay, so Riz and Kristen have been my two most consistent antagonists, we’ve had multiple bad interactions and I Hate Them both specifically and its shared. They’ll probably rush me, but that should leave Buddy Dawn open”
And then when the fight actually happens, Adaine just fucking ANNIHILATES her first turn because she hates Kilperlilly so much and so much more violently then anyone else.
Kristen wants to beat her, Riz doesnt like what she stands for, bur Adaine? Adaine has not spoken to this bitch once as far as I’m aware yet she is always and will always be the first to shit talk her.
i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like
astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too
gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions
When the netherese orb in your chest ruins your love life for a SECOND time 🤣
