I have moved blogs! All threads from former blog thepresidentbitch, but if anyone wants to start anything else up once more you can find me at ifxundyxu.tumblr.com . See you guys there!
xqueensxbishopx
"Well, I don’t think it’s really anyone’s fault. Maybe we should just start again…"
"Well, my name is Elaine Barrish. Perhaps you've heard of me?"
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Hail Hydra : OPEN
Pressing his lips together, his fingers flexed a little, hesitating at the question. “Mixed feelings, from what I’ve been told. The public as a whole isn’t sure how to feel, but there are more in favour of your term than there are in opposition. Of course, we can always expect a small opposing group to be the largest threat. But they won’t make their move anytime soon, I’d bet. It wouldn’t be smart of them to.”
"And I wouldn't always peg them as smart," she smirked. She was glad he was there - there was no way that she'd be in harms way with him around, he was far too efficient for that. She'd liked to say that he did it, at least in part, out of some kind of affection for her, but she knew he might as well be a machine. Didn't stop her from trying, though.
"But even if they make a move, you'll keep me safe, won't you Sarge?"
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[to: delinquent TJ] Where are you?
[to: delinquent TJ] Thomas, please, I need you to return my calls
[to: delinquent TJ] If you don’t answer me I’m going to assume the worst
[to: delinquent TJ] TJ?
doomedxyouth
[text: mom] yeah mom, i love you too [text: mom] not right then, i couldn’t [text: mom] hey mom
[text:littleshit TJ] don't start
[text:littleshit TJ] what were you doing?
mothersfavoriteson
"Yeah, we have a cook. I’ll get him right on that."
"Oh, honey, you seem so stressed. Do you want me to make you some hot cocoa? Oh! I know--I'll make you a cake."
"Is this part of the plan?"
"The only way to be successful in life is to make everything part of the plan. So yes. Yes it is. Now.”
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|| OPEN || Returned
"I’m not complaining because you took a break — I was the one that told you to, remember? I’m complaining because you’re already back. What did you do? Take a day, not relax at all, then…then call it quits?”
"Sweetie, I love you, but you don't understand. There is just too much to do here. How am I supposed to relax when all I can think about is how someone is going to screw up while I'm gone?"
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"I make more money than most people, but you’re leader of the free world. And as much as I’d like to own that title, I figured I’d come here. This is big leagues stuff. It deserves its own shelf and a lot of immediate attention."
"I'd say that if you really feel so strongly about it then you could be in charge of that shelf, but somehow I feel as though giving you a job inside the White House is going to leave me regretting even suggesting it."
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The Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagment Sentence Meme
"You have to write."
"I'm very proud of you."
"My mother surprised me by marrying my high school teacher."
"We're just friends now."
"It's the princess from America!"
"There was no course in Queen or How to Run a Country 101."
"Will I ever be ready?"
"I'm going to live in a beautiful palace like in a fairy tale and eventually sit on the throne and rule."
"Welcome home, Princess."
"The one downer in my fairy tale is I've never been in love."
"Maybe I'll meet my Prince Charming tonight."
"The eagle is flying."
"A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."
"I hope they have string cheese."
"And you obviously don't speak English."
"Have you met the princess yet?"
"Is this an American custom?"
"I'll survive, Your Highness."
"Are you sure you don't want to exchange licenses and proof of insurance?"
"The swelling should help them fit better."
"Looks like they're trying to land a plane!"
"Woodland animals are a lovely thing to be compared to."
"I'm sorry I stepped on your foot."
"You can step on my foot anytime."
"If this were my party, we'd be kissing by now."
"No harm, no foul, no bruise."
"Please don't curtsy like that."
"How do you turn off the curtsies?"
"Can I explore a little bit?"
"Shut up!"
"We've never enforced that law!"
"She deserves the same right as any man!"
"How do they expect me to find love in thirty days?!"
"An arranged marriage is my only choice."
"I dream of love, not fondness."
"You don't have to be queen/king."
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."
"I want to make a difference as a ruler."
"I'm doing a background check on____."
"I would gladly take a bullet for you."
"I offered to have them hung by their toes in our courtyard."
"Have you met him?"
"We will present ourselves with grace and poise."
"They always do that."
"I will personally get some ice for your foot."
"We danced and I flirted."
"I feel so stupid right now."
"This is your very own suite."
"This is so cool!"
"I have my own mall!"
"I just love to look at him/her."
"Right on!"
"Does this popcorn taste like pears?"
"You ever take those shades off?"
"Shall we have some tea?"
"Let them bond."
"Every marriage in my family for the past one hundred years has been arranged."
"Your task is to romance her/him."
"I was just admiring my ring."
"You know, he/she is so romantic!"
"I'm not here."
"It was more than a minute."
"Well aren't you just...crafty."
"Lie dance?"
"The point is that I'm onto you!"
"He/she was in a closet with him/her?"
"The wedding invitations have been sent out."
"I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement."
"We are learning the art of the fan."
"Are you sassing your grandma?!"
"A princess never chases a chicken."
"I can't ride sidesaddle."
"It's a wooden leg."
"That is impressively sneaky!"
"I don't like you."
"You shouldn't hide, it only makes them gossip more."
"What do you want?"
"I don't need this right now!"
"You never think about anyone but yourself."
"Can you let me be miserable and not make me feel worse about myself?"
"____ doesn't have boyfriends/girlfriends, they have dates."
"It's a shame you're not attracted to them."
"I didn't hear you mention love."
"You're so jealous."
"You can't just go around kissing people, particularly not engaged people!"
"You want to kiss again?"
"What's so confusing about a kiss?"
"Maybe I just like kissing you."
"Why don't you go under water and I'll count to a million?"
"Why do you talk like that?"
"Most of them are orphans, we take care of as many as possible."
"Would you like to be a prince/princess today?"
"They're letting the children join them, how charming."
"It's time for mattress surfing!"
"Darling, when they tell your story, they'll call your heart of gold your crowing glory."
"You've fallen in love with her/him."
"But you care for them."
"Are you sure I didn't burn you?"
"We can have tasty finger sandwiches together!"
"Could I see you one more time before I go?"
"I'll find a way."
"Have you been thinking about us?"
"You were the someone I wanted to spend the rest of my life with."
"They're throwing pebbles!"
"And I won't respond to that line, it's far too cheesy."
"This really is more romantic in the books."
"Tell me a secret."
"No one knows what's in your heart."
"I love I Love Lucy reruns."
"That's a fact, not a secret."
"The secret is...I still want to."
"We stayed out all night."
"Have a nice life!"
"I promise you nothing happened."
"I'm getting married today."
"Now, this is what I call a closet."
"Being married is about being yourself, with someone else."
"I look like a moose."
"He/she kind of does look like a poodle."
"Come and sweep him/her off their feet."
"I should have known!"
"Doesn't matter, I'll run."
"How am I supposed to herd sheep with a bike?"
"I'm a girl who loves black and is wearing pink."
"The maids know everything."
"Is this part of the plan?"
"I'm going to need a minute or two."
"Out of my way!"
"I can't do this!"
"Don't make the same mistakes I did."
"You can go in that church and get married or you can walk away."
"I won't be getting married today."
"Would you force them to do what you're trying to make me do?"
"I refuse to be king/queen."
"Just think how lovely he/she will look on our postage stamp."
"Stare them down."
"I like change."
"Just because I didn't get my fairy tale ending, doesn't mean you shouldn't."
"Put me down!"
"I'm in love with the king/queen-to-be and I'm inquiring if he/she loves me too."
"Do you have a chicken for my table?"
"I think I can hear you without a phone."
"I solemnly promise so to do."
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God Bless Captain America.
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jxstfine-deactivated20200619
“You’ve been gone for five days. I thought you were meant to be gone a few hours”
"There were....complications. Your brother thought it best that I 'take a break'."
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what the fuck is my muse doing
every rp’er ever. (via feuerdove)
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"It’s a clean energy based, water conserving purifier prototype. All I need is an aquifer to demonstrate. Then we need some space in the ocean, preferably without boats."
"It's a great idea - and the youth will love it for all the eco-friendliness is presents - but I have to shelve it for now, Stark. There are too many problems that need my immediate attention currently. And I still don't see why you needed to come to me about this? I'm pretty sure you make more money than I do."
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"Forgive me for being impressed, but hey, you used the nickname! Seems like a good sign. Doesn’t it?"
"Stark...Tell me again what it is you want me to do so that I can properly explain to why I'm saying no."
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"Can I put you down as a solid maybe?"
"What part of 'no' can the national treasure not understand?"
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"I have one word for you."
"No."
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"Is there a reason you’re interrupting my fun-time bubble bath?"