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Fitness is an art... and then there's Zelda

@sprintthroughhyrule / sprintthroughhyrule.tumblr.com

I'm Adrian, San Francisco. Ask if you want more... This is a blog dedicated to fitness motivation, to art exchange, and of course all things Zelda. Nowadays, I kinda just post what I like.
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allydsgn

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

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I’m thinking about her

forbidden fruit

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isaacmemes

Why do grown ass adults want to eat Tide pods so much?

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kitswulf

Because a ton of the visual/olfactory/textural sensory information these pods give me the match nutritionally-dense fruit. It’s got the oleic gleam of something high-fat like an avocado, but bright carotenoid-rich coloration like a berry that wants to be eaten by red-seeing primates and birds. It tends to smell sweet and slightly floral, enhancing that effect. Similarly, when you hold it, it is quite dense (denser than water), but very soft and liquid, once again reaffirming that this “fruit” has either high sugar or high fat content and almost no cellulose to it.

As a result, within me is a less-clever monkey just screaming to eat this delicious fruit in my hand about to go into the laundry, and it does in fact take willpower to tell him he’s a stupid monkey and this is a bubble of foul-tasting poison. But every time I do laundry, this fucking limbic monstrosity rises again and assures me it’s basically like a cherry but Even Better. I have legitimately debated just biting down on one in the hopes of inducing a deterrent memory to forestall this urge in the future, but that’s what my goddamn mammal-brain wants me to fucking do and I refuse to let it win.

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ciphercoyote

Human Brain: Don’t eat the posion pod its fucking posion Monkey Brain: Eat the fruit pod its fruit Lizard Brain: The Washing Machine Is Vibrating Give It The Sex Fish Brain: Climb inside the washing machine it is safe.

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pervocracy

I had this billion-dollar idea to make edible candy that’s packaged like a Tide pod and would satisfy this urge, but one of my friends got an actual lawyer on the phone to explain why I would set some sort of world record for lawsuits

Goddamn it it’s worth the lawsuits

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meremothh

Two Types of Adventure Time Fans After the Finale:

1. Thank you Finn and Jake, for growing up with me and shaping me to be the person I am today. I am so happy I could spend this time with you

2. MY FUNKY LITTLE LEsbIANs THEY KISSED I AM FUFILLED THANK YOU ADVENTURETIME IT TRULY IS 20GAYTEEN

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