TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Tomorrow is March 28th
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
Just letting you know that a friend of mine made a freaking ISOPOD bag from leather!!
Name: Zod
Gender: Pod
listening to phil collins
I hope that all internet content is obliterated except for this video
Rest in Peace sir
Official Post of Massachusetts
Burdened by the curse (Revising oc lore)
butch mermaid wearing a carabiner*
*tiny lobster that holds onto her mermaid belt with one claw and all her mermaid keys with the other. his name is carabiner.
since people rly seem to like this post i will let you in on its Secret Origins which is that my roommate was looking for their carabiner but couldnt remember the word so they asked me "have you seen my *pinchy hand motion*" and i responded "lobster claw????"
this is a prime example of whats known as new england brain syndrome
I will be queuing this post for every day this week. IDs in Alt text!
I have made some memes to commemorate the day
Official Post of Massachusetts
The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2023. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course
This feels appropriate for this blog
WALTZ YEAR! WALTZ YEAR!
trans people obsessed w body horror and biological inhumanity that want to look like bloodborne bosses and animal chimeras 🤝 trans people obsessed w robotics and technological inhumanity that want to look like mechs and industrial machinery
synthesis: new phyrexia
Elesh norn and sheoldred is what we should all aspire to look like.
Hey it's me explaining the joke. This gets infinitely funnier when you realize that this is the art for a magic the gathering card named homicidal seclusion.
See this, this is what I like about TikTok. Little moments like this
ghost swing 👻 🎸
Low budget edutainment games in the early 1990s wanted to be gender inclusive, but they couldn't afford multiple sets of player character sprites, so you always ended up playing as a kid who looked like this, and I'm convinced there was some sort of formative influence going on here for a non-trivial chunk my generation.