Soap the typa guy when you mention liking something to him he’ll buy 4849478 things centering around that. He will paint the walls. Consider every gift until the next thing to be that. He is up at 3 am reading abt it.

i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

post canceled i missed the fucking boat. it left without me

no it’s true. washington just has a blue filter over it irl

"Oh fuck," you whimper out. "I think I feel you in my guts."

"Fuckin hell bonnie, I can see him in your guts," Johnny says, a finger tracing the outline of Simon's cock over your abdomen.

You shudder at the feeling, clenching down harder which makes Simon grunt in response.

They each share a glance, an unspoken agreement made before Simon picks up his pace.

At the same time, Johnny turns to pressing his hand down on the imprint, making you cry out as you throw an arm over your face.

Simon lets out a disgruntled 'tsk' before prying your arm away.

"Let me see you love."

simon wanting you to cum on his cock one more time

cw: penis in vagina sex

“where do you think you’re going?” simon snaps out as he grips your hips to bring you back down on his cock, as you try to run away from the sensation of becoming overstimulated. he’s holding you so damn tight, you’re sure you’ll have bruises later on.

you whine and claw at his chest as you roll your hips. “simon, baby, please!” the delicious drag of his cock in your wet cunt is starting to become too much. you don’t stop though, you’re just as bad as simon is. you just keep rocking your hips as he fucks up into you.

“just give me one more, lovie, please,” simon begs as he flips you onto your back, before pressing his cock back into your dripping hole.

you let out out a soft cry of pleasure with every snap of simon’s hips. nothing pleases your man more than having you cum on his cock as many times as you can.

“i already gave you two, simon,” you whine, sounding a little breathless as you tighten your legs around him. you watch as his blissed out expression morphs into a look that says i really don’t give a fuck.

“don’t care, darling,” simon hisses as he continues to drill into you. he smirks at the wail you let out when he pulls out then slams back in.

“f–fuck!” you choke out, with tears in your eyes, as you hold on for dear life. he’s pounding you into the mattress, pulling sweet noises from that pretty mouth of yours. “you’re such a greedy bastard!”

simon just laughs, sounding mean as hell. he’s fucking you so good, you can’t even be mad at him. the thoughts are slowly leaving your brain anyway. he’s already fucked you stupid twice and he’s aiming for a third time. he doesn’t want to hear anything but your cries as he fucks you into oblivion.

Protecting any minors who happen upon my page

the purpose of this post is to set clear guidelines and expectations regarding this blog’s 18+ rule. due to the sexual nature of some of this blog’s content, minors are strictly prohibited from viewing, interacting with, and sharing any of its posts. to find out more about what this means and why this boundary is important, keep reading.

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erotica is allowed on tumblr.

as stated in the “adult content” section of tumblr’s help center, written adult content (erotica) is permitted on tumblr:

“Examples of exceptions that are permitted are exposed female-presenting nipples in connection with breastfeeding, birth or after-birth moments, and health-related situations, such as post-mastectomy or gender confirmation surgery. Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.” [source]

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it’s illegal for adults to distribute explicit content to minors.

according to the united states’ justice department, the distribution of inappropriate content to minors is illegal:

“It is illegal for an individual to knowingly use interactive computer services to display obscenity in a manner that makes it available to a minor less than 18 years of age (See 47 U.S.C. § 223(d) –Communications Decency Act of 1996, as amended by the PROTECT Act of 2003).” [source]

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tumblr is a website where anyone 13 or older can make an account. it also permits explicit written content that can’t be viewed by minors. what’s the solution?

both erotica writers and minors have responsibilities to make sure all laws are being followed, and everyone’s being kept safe.

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blog owners must include disclaimers on explicit content and block any minors they knowingly come in contact with.

this blog commits to clearly marking any explicit content as such and providing a link to this thorough guide; additionally, on all of this blog’s main posts (navigation, masterlist, etc.) a generalized 18+ disclaimer will be included to make sure any minors who come across this page will see it.

this blog also commits to blocking and ceasing engagement with any other blog they find out is breaking age limits. blogs with a large following cannot be expected to check each and every blog that interacts with it for age verification, but should an explicit blog ever become aware of a minor disregarding their 18+ disclaimers, they must immediately take steps to block them and prevent them from consuming their content further.

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minors must follow guidelines.

by providing clear and concise disclaimers and blocking all minors they knowingly encounter, blogs with explicit content are doing their part to keep their blog in line with federal laws and minor free. for this to be an effective system at keeping minors safe, individuals under 18 must respect disclaimers when they see them.

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explicit content isn’t suitable for minors because they don’t have the capacity/understanding to consent to viewing such content; they absolutely do have the capacity to read and follow disclaimers.

˚₊‧ 18+ content // minors and ageless blogs dni ‧₊˚

Simon “Ghost" “Munch” Riley who unashamedly moans and grunts into your pussy while eating you out. Poor man can’t help it when those noises escape from his mouth. Your cunt just tastes so sweet, he swears it’s better than his favorite meal. The feeling of your silky, warm walls clenching around his fingers is nearly enough to send him over the edge. As if acting on an instinct, Simon grinds his broad hips into the mattress, desperate to feel any type of stimulation against his cock. Husky moans travel up from his throat, the vibrations providing even more stimulation to your already sensitive clit.

“Si-Simon!” your needy whines fill the air in your bedroom as your hips involuntarily buck up into Simon’s mouth. His hands firmly grip your hips, holding you in place while he laps relentlessly at your bud. 

“Gonna cum… Oh god! I’m gonna cum!” you cry out as the movements of his tongue send you careening over the edge and pure euphoria floods your veins. Your nearly pornographic moans are too much for Simon to handle and he moans against your cunt as thick ropes of semen shoot from his cock and soak his boxers. 

When Simon finally gets up from in between your thighs, his face is bright red. Your eyes scan down his body and eventually land on the wet spot darkening the front of his boxers. You sit up and take hold of his muscular shoulders, gently pushing him back against the mattress. 

“What’re you doin’, lovie?” Simon asks, his voice still strained from his previous climax. You peel off his ruined boxers and position yourself in between his legs. A gruff moan escapes his throat as you take his still hard cock into your mouth. Your tongue drags along the veiny underside of his shaft, licking up his bitter seed. 

“I’m helping you clean up, Si,” you whisper before taking his sticky cock in your mouth once more. Simon’s head hits the pillows as his eyes roll back into his skull and he sighs out in pleasure, knowing that in a few short minutes he’ll be making a mess of your mouth once again.

Do you ever just think, Batman passed the bat paranoia down to his children. Like, the Teen Titans will be chilling and Beast Boy asks what Robin would do if he turned evil and Robin just has a detailed file on each of them, counting all possible outcomes on how to take him down and their weaknesses. Jon asks Damian the same question and Damian has the most detailed contingency plan Jon’s ever seen, plus eight backups. The JL makes the mistake of mentioning it to Batman and he spends hours walking them all through what to do if he goes evil. Everyone is both impressed and concerned with the level of craziness and paranoia in that family. Clark will just walk in to the Batcave and see Bruce buried under a forest’s worth of papers full of what to do in any circumstance ever. Someone asks what to do if Alfred goes evil and every single bat pops up at the same time and says, “run” in the most serious voice possible.

yall are pro mental illness until they hallucinate

yall are pro mental illness until they dissociate

yall are pro mental illness until they self-isolate

yall are pro mental illness until they're paranoid

yall are pro mental illness until they split

yall are pro mental illness until it's too Scary for your comparatively neurotypical brain to handle

You're pro mental illness until it stops being cute for you and becomes an actual problem. The same thing it's always been for them.

My favourite kind of fics to read and to write

featuring: ghoap x nanny! f!reader. parenthood. adoption processes. fluff. slice of life. reader is given an age range

hear me out: simon and johnny transferring to reserve duty – i.e., serving the military on a part-time basis rather than being on active call – once they make the decision to become dads. it comes after a long period of deliberation (and healing on simon's part), but after they're absolutely sure that they want to start this next phase of life together, they call price to get it sorted.

how?? just how?

@jooshthepunished

This is... love? (Simon Riley x Reader)

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First time writing smut in a loooong time, so bare with me. Had an idea and ran with it. I hope you like it tho!

Simon Riley can fuck. But what about the first time you make love? Word Count: 2.8K

Pairing: Simon Riley x Reader/You

Warnings: crying during sex (not the bad kind tho, promise), explicit sex, p in v, praise (heavy heavy like on god), gentle love making <3 bc our boy can fuck, but what about other stuff too?!

Of course, you’ve fucked. Simon has been your boyfriend for 3 years now, you’re definitely comfortable to explore that part of your relationship now.

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

Ghoast

showering is basically a magical girl transformation for the mentally ill