Slide this fast and look at the magic

Reblog for good luck if you saw purple!!!

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WHoT IN THE NAME OF DARK MAGIC IS THIS OMF

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

latine solidarity is someone posting about a sweet or dessert from their country and literally everyone else saying “oh that’s [dessert from their country that has basically the same ingredients but a completely different name]!!!”

One Haunting Video Shows “Beauty Through The Decades” In New Light

Karolina Żebrowska’s “Beauty Through The Ages” video shows not only on the glamorized versions of women but also the real, middle and lower class women as they lived in the past century.

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GIFS VIA.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THANK YOU.

Reblogging again because this is the ONLY “fashion through time” video that does it right. All the others glamorize/modernize the eras WAY too much, esp. considering they’re claiming historical accuracy. This is the only one that truly nails it.

Gender roles in a nutshell: the Beauxbatons and Durmstrang entrances in The Goblet of Fire.

also, to my knowledge neither of those schools were sex-segregated in the books

That bothered me more than the Dumbledore yelling, actually.

Nicolas Flamel was an alum of Beauxbatons.

The first headteacher of Durmstrang was a witch.

Bam.

In the books, it even says that there were boys and girls from each school. Thanks Hollywood for making Durmstrang buff and all athletic men and Beauxbatons all feminine and dainty.

Just imagine what it would have meant for every kid watching, seeing girls walking beside the guys in Durmstrang being “manly” and boys walking with Beuxbaton being flirty and feminine.

It would have shown that girls and boys can be however they want.

It also suggested that the only way a female could have be selected to participate was if she was not up against any male competition. In the books Fleur is chosen as the best candidate for her school from a selection of female AND male students. And she was the best PERSON. Not the best GIRL.

all men are Russian and all Women are French.

Select your gender: 🔳 Russian 🔳 French

ah yes my gender is French and my pronouns are oui/baguette please respect that merci beaucoup

Evangeline Lilly ending male actors in 78 seconds. (x)

shirts: tight

nipples: hard

golazo: in

ronaldo: dead

anyway im rooting for tiny argentina today, yall can do it!

@flo-r 💙🙏✌

Shoutout to all the straight girls that after finding out that their gal friends were into girls NEVER got weird about giving them hugs, holding hands, cuddling in front of the tv, dancing close at clubs. Basically still as physically affectionate as they always were. That’s how you ally ✌🏽

Also the ones that are demanding selfies of your crush. The ones that want to hear every single detail of your dates from the romantic to the sexual. Who acknowledge that this is a part of you and fully embrace it.

Shoutout to the ones that are going with their friends to PRIDE, events, or nightclubs so they don’t go alone. When you’re first coming out you often don’t know anyone in the community and it’s nice to have someone st your side as you navigate through it. The friends that are respectful of our safe spaces and want us to have the same experiences they do. ✌🏽

Weird sayings in Spanish

(Mostly used in my country)

+“Don’t give green bananas to the monkey dad” (a papá mono con bananas verdes no)- it means don’t lie to me because I’ve got more experience/knowledge than you

+“So you don’t like soup? Eat two servings” (no te gusta la sopa? Dos platos)- stop complaining, it is what it is, and suck it up

+“Bread to bread and wine to wine” (Al pan pan y Al vino vino)- say things like they truly are, call things by their names

+“Every madman has its business” (cada loco con su tema)- used when you tell someone you’re minding your business and not interfering/ telling someone not to interfere

+“Donkey flesh isn’t transparent” or “Are you the child of a glassmaker?”- (La carne de burro no es transparente o ¿Vos sos hijo de vidriero?)- used when someone stands in front of you and doesn’t allow you to see past them (donkey is an insult for being dumb in Spanish idk why)

+“A dog that barks doesn’t bite- (perro que ladra no muerde)- a person that’s always threatening to do something or complains a lot but never takes action, they just “bark” but don’t “bite”

+“Chocolate for the news and marmalade for the stupidity” (Chocolate por la noticia y mermelada por la pavada)- when someone says something stupid/irrelevant/ already known by everyone

+“Delicate like a pensioner’s hip” (delicado como cadera de jubilado)- something/someone very weak

+“Where the devil lost its poncho” or “The ass hill/ the world’s ass” (donde el diablo perdió el poncho o la loma del orto/ el culo del mundo)- something that’s is very very far away from where you are

+“Does more circles than a cookie in an old lady’s mouth” (más vueltas que galleta en boca de vieja)- when someone isn’t a straight forward person, that complicates the easiest things unessesarily, (“da vueltas”-makes turns instead of going forward)

+“God raises them and they hang out together” (Dios los cría y ellos se juntan)- when ppl of the same kind/ similar hang out together, it’s mostly negative I think ?)

+“The one who’s born as a whistle doesn’t become a trumpet” or “He’s missing some candies in the jar” (El que nace para pito no llega a trompeta o le faltan caramelos al tarro)- someone who is dumb

+“Flies don’t enter inside a closed mouth” (en boca cerrada no entran moscas)- if you stay silent you can avoid something bad from happening to you

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

This isn’t my first black parade

hey look it’s me

and SOME HOW the inevitable “as a straight man” reply was HILARIOUS:

Oh shit

contrary to social media developers’ beliefs i have literally never once wanted to see posts in anything other than chronological order