YOU SHAVED THEM?!?
whats this guy doin
what guy
THIS guy
im beggin dude, donβt take my man
sorry bro can't go out tonight. i'm stuck in an eternal state of melancholy
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the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel
fuck small talk how old were you when it all went wrong
βsync your contactsβ iβd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho
how Iβm feeling about bug race β¦
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
despite her efforts to evade me, i have finally filmed my cat playing my harp
Is a tiny cat playing a harp blasΓ© to you people?? You don't even have time to give her a little like for her recital π₯Ί?
walks out of a bar covered in kisses and I say "you should see the other guy" and you look in the bar and he's dead in a pool of blood
dwee neun nom
geu wuee e naneun nom