Camping with Bulbasaur

Artist:  @sea55tea / Twitter 

you ever look forward to commuting just bc you’re so excited to experience the fleeting joy of listening to you favourite music while wistfully gazing out of the window and daydreaming about alternative lives you could have lived

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

What good is being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

hold on a second, maybe we could trade?

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

how i imagine this scene in the Bible actually went

Jesus appearing to the 12 in a locked room after the crucifixion: Peace be- stop screaming it’s just me- Peace be with you

Anyone listen to My Favorite Murder here? :D

A few fun things i put together catching up on the podcast. 

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond

my doctors

they aren’t old enough to go to medical school. this is fraud and they’re all unethical quacks

dont be fucking ageist on my post

answer me this: how high is their kill count

with you, it will be one more.

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

Sometimes, the ghosts on this blog are real.

✨Game Girls✨

I did two versions for @ arisroth’s

draw this in your style challenge.

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snapchat filter: *completely changes every single one of my facial features*

me: wow…how did i not notice this before but maybe i don’t look that bad after all? it’’s amazing that i really look like this haha i just never noticed

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

wish life was as simple as stardew valley where i grow some vegetables and then some dancing apples build me a green house

when im playing out a daydream scenario in my head and i catch myself trying to rush to The Good Part™:

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We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause