some flirty memes
CHEESY
- “ like my shirt? it’s made with boyfriend/girlfriend material. ”
- “ do you like raisins? how would you feel about a date? ”
- “ if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put ‘u’ and ‘i’ together. ”
- “ are you a parking ticket? ‘cause you’ve got fine written all over you. ”
- “ tell me, do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by you again? ”
- “ it’s a good thing i have my library card ‘cause i’m checkin’ you out. ”
- “ i was feeling a little off today but you’ve turned me on again. ”
- “ any chance you have an extra heart? mine’s been stolen. ”
- “ they say nothing lasts forever so— wanna be my nothing? ”
- “ could you help me? i think there’s something wrong with my phone. see, it doesn’t have your number in it. ”
- “ someone better call god. looks like he’s missing his prettiest angel. ”
- “ you must be so exhausted from running through my mind all night. ”
- “ did the sun just come out? oh no, that’s just your smile. ”
- “ if you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber. ”
- “ i was wondering if you’re an artist because you’re definitely drawing me in. ”
- “ would you help me hold this it’s really heavy— ” *offers out hand*
- “ you know. that does look good on you. but i think it’d look better on my floor. ”
SINCERE
- “ you’re the most captivating person i’ve ever met. ”
- “ i dunno what it is about you…you just. you’re like a sun. you make everything so warm and bright. ”
- “ i swear you have the most beautiful smile i’ve ever seen. ”
- “ i swear you have the most handsome smile i’ve ever seen. ”
- “ you’ve never looked more ravishing. ”
- “ is that a new dress? i like it. looks wonderful on you. ”
- “ is that a new suit? i like it. looks wonderful on you. ”
- “ i like it when you wear that. ”
- “ here, i got you some flowers. your favorites. ”
- “ wow— that is definitely your color. ”
- “ are you sure you’re not hiding wings and a halo around here somewhere? ”
- “ i don’t think there’s a person in the world who compares to you. ”
- “ you have my full attention. you always do. ”
- “ don’t you know? i’ll always come when you call. ”
- “ i’ll be waiting. when you’re ready to admit you want me. ”
- “ sorry— i don’t mean to stare. you just look…radiant. ”
- “ come on, just one drink? ”
- “ tell me, your perfect date. anything you’d like. nothing out of the question. i’ll do it. i’ll make it a night you never forget. ”
- “ if you give me a chance, i’ll treat you the way you’ve always deserved. ”
- “ if you let me hold your heart i promise to be gentle with it. ”
- “ see that’s the problem, you’ve already got my heart. i just hope i get to have yours too. ”
- “ oh, i’ll always be waiting for you. ”
- “ i just feel drawn to you. can’t really explain it. ”
- “ why do you keep looking at me like that? ”
- “ i just like watching you. ”
- “ you get this little dimple when you smile. sometimes i just want to kiss it. ”
- “ stop being so cute it’s fucking distracting. ”
- “ surely you must know what you do to me. ”
- “ if you don’t quit looking at me like that i’m not gonna be able to keep my hands to myself. or my lips for that matter. ”
- “ i’m not gonna sit here and play games to figure out what you desire. tell me everything you wish the people who lost you had noticed. then give me a chance to be the one who remembers it all. ”
- “ you’re just too adorable i can’t stand it. ”
- “ oh, the things i’d do with you… ”
- “ well, are you gonna make the first move or shall i? ”
- “ i like beautiful things. maybe that’s why i like you so much. ”
- “ careful, you keep this up i might just fall in love with you. ”
- “ i’ll never get tired of seeing that smile. ”
- “ i’d do anything just to make you laugh like that again. ”
- “ trust me. the way i feel about you is like nothing i’ve ever felt before. ”
- “ i don’t want to make you mine. i want to be yours. i already am. just a matter of whether or not you’ll keep me. ”
- “ no— don’t look at me like that. you know i can’t resist it. ”
- “ did you wear that just for me? ”
- “ i wore it just for you! ”
- “ you’re everything i’ve ever wanted. and so much more. ”