If the aliens invade there will be memes about it within five minutes
when you knew aliens were real but you gotta act surprised
so uh we’ve had a lot of rain recently
i thought this was a dollop of wasabi on a hot dog for a solid 30 seconds
one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
hey, look what i found
Chiron: Percy, please keep an eye on Lord Apollo today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.
Percy: Sure, I’d love to see Apollo get punched!
Chiron: Try again.
Percy: I will stop Apollo from getting punched.
Chiron: Correct.
“We could keep it a secret”
-Jace (City of Ashes, pg. 182)
One of my favorite favorite scenes :D
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.
I like Stitch’s selfie in the middle of the pictures
lilo is the most badass disney character
did u know that you can be both the chubby friend AND the pretty friend bc weight has no bearing on beauty 🐝🐝🐝
o.g.k (via poetrysupportnet)
Dean holding up the sticky note that says “witch killing bullets” was so cute idk why but it was
submitted by @sonnetales
oh my god, my god i can’t quite believe my ears
gif request meme: sethsprincesss asked → doctor who+favourite villain
↳ the master/missy