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Pile of Bad Things

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i’ve been a student teacher for a first grade class for two days and these are the amazing stories i have had so far. i love kids.

  • we have to help kids off the bus and to their classes if they’re kindergartners and don’t know where they’re going. one girl immediately reached for my hand as soon as she got off the bus and sang me the abcs and counted to 26. the highest she could go. then saw her teacher and ignored me.
  • all of the student teachers were waiting for the last arriving bus so we all formed a line to help the kids to their classes. upon arrival, one child immediately goes “why are they making a tunnel for us? are we famous now? i need to call my mom”
  • one kid didn’t have a name tag so i took him to the office to get one. the aides asked him for his name. “noah” he promptly said. “wait no. i’m david. noah is my brother.”
  • the teacher i observe read a book to them about a bird laying eggs. one kid raised his hand as soon as the book ended and yelled at the teacher because there was no daddy in the book and “i know how babies are made there must be a daddy”
  • one girl was quietly eating her snack during snack time and got up for no reason other than to come over and tell me “miss jones you are so beautiful”
  • the teacher tried to take a group picture on top of a climbing structure on the playground. 3+ kids fell off. they thought it was hilarious.
  • “miss jones do you wanna know my favoritest movie ever? avengers: age of ultron. it’s not for kids but i watched it alone so don’t tell my parents please i’ll cry”
  • two boys punched each other repeatedly and when asked why would you hurt each other, they quickly answered “we’re in love”
  • “can i call you mama cat?”
  • “i am your baby cat”
  • “meow”

LITERALLY SO CUTE OMG

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Question. Stars only have a finite amount of Mass. Why then, when they collapse into a Black hole do they suddenly have enough gravity to draw in light? Does not gravity and mass go hand in hand, the more mass you have the more of a gravitational pull you will have. Do you see my problem here? Am I missing something? The Star didn't gain any mass, its density only changed right?

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Hi followers !! Anyone have a good answer for this fellow space nerd ? :)

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it has to do with density: mass is volume times density. since mass is constant, as volume decreases infinitely, density increases infinitely. this however, does not change its gravitational pull. in fact, any planets that happen to remain in their orbits after the stars collapse would most likely orbit as usual. the reason a black hole can draw in light is because when light approaches a certain distance from the black hole, it is pulled heavily by the extreme tidal forces and spirals infinitely into the singularity. in other words, black holes have the same gravity as their pre-nova selves, just don't get too close!

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biphoenix
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i dont think ur blog gets enough credit

it’s just a page on a website run by a bored 21 yr old when he’s not in school but I appreciate that

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I thought u were 12

ur right sry 4 the typo

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flawlessvevo

Yoncé: The Last Airbender

It’s time for me to delete 

THIS IS GONNA KILL ME

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unshaped

every single Yonce killed me

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Researchers from UNSW in Australia are a big step closer to creating affordable, large quantum computers, after gaining electrical control of quantum bits, or qubits, for the first time. The team was able to store quantum information in silicon using only simple electrical pulses, instead of pulses of oscillating magnetic fields. This is the same way that the computers we use today encode data, and it means that we now have the ability to cheaply and easily control the quantum computers of the future.
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part of me wants to be a nerd and wear doctor who shirts 24/7 and study astrophysics while part of me wants to be country and wear blue jeans and boots and drive a big Ford F350 and take my girl on a nice dinner while part of me wants to party and hang with my friends and go to movies or parties and act crazy while part of me wants to be the perfect guy for my girl and be hers when she needs me and take her everywhere I go just to show her off and have fun do you see my problem

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