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i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

Diamonds are overpriced and far too common. Hand-forge a ring. Etch a script into it. Use it to ensnare the world leaders and take over the world.

There are literally two trilogies telling you why that is a bad idea

that moment when your game freezes and the last few hours of your life flash before your eyes as you think of all the quests you have to redo

It's called saving , dumbass.

I say that every time Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door .

Omfg what episode was this? I hate the Simpsons but honestly this is probably the most unexpected thing .

DEEP BREATHS… The mid-season premiere is this Sunday at 9|8c.

Ricks beard has grown a lot. He'll be okay.

Watch a new promo for the mid-season return of The Walking Dead.

hey microsoft, here’s a tip, don’t make such fucking creepy ads you weirdos

microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood

I love the future.

This is my real life struggle.

Survival Horror Games / PlayStation

Fave

how to not wear your disney jumper

My life.

there are a lot of philosophers out there, and they all need to get pummeled. here’s the chances that you’ll come out on top in no particular order.

Socrates Who wins: Socrates Look, there is a -100% chance that Socrates lands a KO, but that’s because he doesn’t need to. you...

Fuck distance, I wanna taste you now.

Why popeyes gotta be so far for