mock turtle

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

THIS IS A REAL FEAR OF MINE

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

5 Seconds of Summer being swarmed by hundreds of fans at Sirius Radio in NYC. April 22nd, 2014

The Eleventh Doctor died of old age.

How perfect. How fitting.

The Eleventh Doctor died from waiting.

#HOW ABOUT NO

it’s 2014 and teeth still don’t brush themselves what’s this shit

IV. SWEATPANTS

I’m winnin’ yeah yeah I’m winnin’

Michael being weird

*Michael being Michael

unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity

Its okay x

fuCJ THE TATTOO GUYS THE TATTOO FAISOFHASDF

Bless.

matty took my phone during Me at the show at Ace of Spades on April the 21st. this is the video he took.