I went to suck this dudes toes and he had six on his right foot and I gasped and he went “no I got 4 on my left so it’s 10” and I never in my life got dicked down so hard
happy valentines day
I went to suck this dudes toes and he had six on his right foot and I gasped and he went “no I got 4 on my left so it’s 10” and I never in my life got dicked down so hard
happy valentines day
When another gay is hired at your job
today’s frog is that lil dude from spirited away
love this guy!
same energy:
good night!
another victim of sleepy bitch disease
it’s an epidemic
all the white gays making fun of her is really so funny to me cuz like…this is what yall sound like sis. that’s your sister.
It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.
It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.
hedwig is just a furby on a string
Allow Me To Mansplain “Kirk/Spock Fanfiction” To You, Since Hillary Clinton Didn’t
where my early 20s gays at and why do we all feel like we’re dying
my 10 year old brother messages me on snapchat so our mom can’t read our conversations and he sent me something yesterday and then promptly deleted it. i was very worried it was something bad and finally managed to get him to tell me what it was today. nothing could have prepared me for his answer.
hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is
it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp
why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .
this 7 second video has no business being this funny
okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?
I just love how nobody talks about this movie and this epic scene.
I really do wonder what was that meeting like when discussing on having this scene added to this movie
How to CGI greatness probably
scooby doo is still REALLY good
bobby flay is now canonically related to fred im losing my shit
This is so