wow dude you have very wraith like movements i have to say you carry yourself with an air of undeath and deadly precision
*peers into microscope* there's devils. My god there's devils everywhere
gudram
florida customer service rep
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John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019
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god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances
federations
ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad
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unfollowing because you like birch wood
You are a plastic bag that fell into a zoo enclosure and I’m a tiger that needs enrichment
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“the smaller the nuts are, the more professional they look”
— paul hollywood and also classical greeks
When you fall through a kiddy pool and end up in the Coca-Cola Hellscape.
you will not die, but for ten thousand years you’ll wish you had
fool (self-diagnosed)
it's called gay rights bc i'm gay and i'm always right
