Your muse walks in on mine being tortured. Send their reaction.
Screw angst, make my muse genuinely smile in one sentence or less.
Fairy tale inspired sentence memes
- “You’re the one I have been searching for!”
- “I will return when the time is right.”
- “I’ve come to collect.”
- “You promised me your first child!”
- “They are not who they say they are.”
- “You must perform three impossible tasks.”
- “This curse cannot be broken.”
- “You’re my true love.”
- “Only an act of true love can break this curse.”
- “I will not rest until I see the end of this family line. Forever.”
- “Take this. It will help you.”
- “It talks! The animal talked to me!”
- “Tell me your name.”
- “This [object] is enchanted.”
- “I don’t have a heart.”
- “They control my actions. I’m empty.”
- “I grew up in the woods.”
- “I invite you to my ball, held at the palace tonight.”
- “I met the most beautiful/handsome girl/man.”
- “Don’t look into that mirror.”
- “Keep your voice down, they’re listening.”
- “What’s someone like you doing all alone in a place like this?”
- “I’m an orphan.”
- “She doesn’t smile, laugh, nor speak.”
- “She’s a witch. Burn her.”
Send me Anons as my muse's child(ren)
Bonus if you hint the other parent!
Send 'Kissed'
and I’ll generate a number from 1 to 45 to determine where your muse has kissed mine and how my muse reacts!
The BBC Robin Hood Version (Part 21 of ?)
“You live like a pig.”
“Well, I happen to think of this Pig Stye as quite comfortable! - For what resources I have anyway…”
“You are just blinded by your wealth.”
“And happily,” Guy muttered in disgust. “How do you people live like this?”
“With quite some difficulty, brother.” Archer sighed, learning against the wall behind him. “You know, us people don’t really have much choice in the matter.”
“You live like a pig.”
“Well, I happen to think of this Pig Stye as quite comfortable! - For what resources I have anyway…”
“You are just blinded by your wealth.”
Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse
“This is not my fuckin’ problem, man!”
“You’re stuck in the middle of it now, so it is your problem! Besides, I’m your sister! You can’t just abandon me,” Robin argued.
“Family meant nothing when our father abandoned me.”
“Why should blood suddenly be so sacred now?”
“He didn’t abandon you! He died. He was going to get you when it was safe for all of us. But he died before that could happen.”
“Well it’s still not safe now. It never will be safe. So why don’t I leave and you come and find me when it is? After all, that’s what father wanted...”
Arranged Marriage Sentence Starters
- “So…this is your place?”
- “This is your room.”
- “I’m not sleeping with you?”
- “I’m not sleeping with you!”
- “Well…I…uhh…I figured you wouldn’t want to sleep in the same bed just yet.”
- “Do I have to change my name?”
- “You don’t have to change your name.”
- “I like your mom.”
- “So your mom’s a real bitch.”
- “I like your dad.”
- “So your dad’s a real dick.”
- “You live here alone?”
- “Who else lives with you?”
- “I’m a little nervous.”
- “You don’t have to be nervous.”
- “Do you know how to cook?”
- “I’m your wife.”
- “I’m your husband.”
- “You live like a pig.”
- “Uh…not you.”
- “I’m glad it’s you.”
- “You’re paying for the wedding.”
- “I’m paying for the wedding.”
- “My parents are paying for the wedding.”
- “Your parents are paying for the wedding.”
- “I like you.”
- “I don’t like you.”
- “I love you.”
- “I’ll take the couch, you can have the bed.”
Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...
“This is not my fuckin’ problem, man!”
“You’re stuck in the middle of it now, so it is your problem! Besides, I’m your sister! You can’t just abandon me,” Robin argued.
“Family meant nothing when our father abandoned me.”
“Why should blood suddenly be so sacred now?”
💋 "Archer! Happy Feast of St. Valentine Day!"
Send 💋 to give my muse a Valentine’s kiss
“Happy Valentines, Snow.”
Archer leant down and pressed another soft kiss on her lips.
ஐ (Shadow-of-Sherwood)
My muse’s reaction to your muse - ஐ = slapping them
“Ow…”
“What was that for?”
send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight .