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Woah I barely even go on here anymore, have fun with what remains of this blog!!
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Last Jedi confirmed: Kylo Ren is Still Shredded.

Admittedly I have a problem… I love Kylo Ren @_@

I’m feeling pretty inspired. Maybe I should do some more Star Wars Fan Art?Which character should I do next?

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TLJ from Hux’s POV

aka  Hux and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

Dear Diary Tome of Maintaining Order,

The last few days have been mildly challenging:

That Resistance scum Poe Dameron addressed me in a manner that reflected his clearly poor upbringing.

Supreme Leader Snoke then proceeded to give me a bad performance review in front of everyone on the bridge.

We tracked down the Resistance scum! Such cowardly vermin! 

I later discovered Supreme Leader Snoke’s body after he had passed away from a very sudden illness.

After a brief consultation with my colleague, Kylo Ren, we came to the mutual agreement that Kylo would be acting Supreme Leader for the time being.

We chased down the last remnants of the of the Resistance on Crait. They still managed to escape despite our efficient time management and coordinated leadership. 

Kylo The Supreme Leader seems to be dedicated to tracking them down. I do not doubt the Resistance will soon come to an end. 

The First Order will prevail. I will have a hot drink and a cry before retiring for the evening. 

 Yours truly,

Armitage Hux

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TLJ from Hux’s POV

aka  Hux and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

Dear Diary Tome of Maintaining Order,

The last few days have been mildly challenging:

That Resistance scum Poe Dameron addressed me in a manner that reflected his clearly poor upbringing.

Supreme Leader Snoke then proceeded to give me a bad performance review in front of everyone on the bridge.

We tracked down the Resistance scum! Such cowardly vermin! 

I later discovered Supreme Leader Snoke’s body after he had passed away from a very sudden illness.

After a brief consultation with my colleague, Kylo Ren, we came to the mutual agreement that Kylo would be acting Supreme Leader for the time being.

We chased down the last remnants of the of the Resistance on Crait. They still managed to escape despite our efficient time management and coordinated leadership. 

Kylo The Supreme Leader seems to be dedicated to tracking them down. I do not doubt the Resistance will soon come to an end. 

The First Order will prevail. I will have a hot drink and a cry before retiring for the evening. 

 Yours truly,

Armitage Hux

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whitesunlars

undeniable proof that the last jedi isn’t actually an official star wars movie:

  1. nobody said ‘i have a bad feeling about this’
  2. no hands were cut off despite it (supposedly) being the second movie

and no wilhelm screams

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