Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

Muppet Fact #1059

Writers employed by Sesame Street have unanimously voted to support a strike authorization vote from the Writers Guild of America. According to Variety, if a deal is not reached by April 19, then picketing outside Sesame Workshop's headquarters will begin April 24.

Source:

Earl, William. “'Sesame Street' Writers Approve WGA Strike Authorization Vote as Contract Expiration Looms.” Variety, April 16, 2024. https://variety.com/2024/biz/news/sesame-street-writers-strike-authorization-vote-wga-east-1235972886/.

Gay asf to be a dentist. Why you wanna drill another man??? Why you wanna make him scream? Why you wanna put your hands in his mouth? Anyway I’m here to shoot you because you’re mistreating your girlfriend who Im in love with and I need fresh human blood to feed my gaint talking plant from outer space

Part 205 of my bakery “enemies” au!

(the penultimate part!!)

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Kofi

i love how cats use their little walnut brains to go, "hm. it appears mother is moving very quickly and carrying many things. i bet it would be very helpful if i got right in front of her feet. this will make everything work more smoothly and won't lead to mother almost launching herself down the stairs to avoid kicking me. i am so good at plans."

#cottagecore

this and a blunt

i think that if you were to make a goncharov movie it couldn't just be goncharov. nothing can truly be goncharov. my ideal goncharov movie is a mockumentary about the comically troubled production of a failed 2020s goncharov remake, touching on themes of nostalgia and the way we remember (and misremember) and retell stories

Martin Scorsese plays himself, and also the new director (in a funny hat and comically fake mustache).

this guy's beef got old enough to have geology

Item: did you know that if you leave beef broth in a bottle long enough you can grow Beef Crystals

The group this was posted in has been advertised to me several times on FB, and I think it's important to know where it's from- the group is called Dull Men's Club (gender neutral though, their rules explain the name was kept from the I think 80s when they started and had separate groups but anyone that believes in and agrees to abide by their rules can join).

The group's major conceit is only this: finding joy in ordinary (see: dull) things.

And they often do

we need more lesbians guys

Misunderstood assignment. I made lesbian guys

no this is good we can do a lot with this. We could change the world with this

This post is so fucking old–the old anon icon? Non-rebloggable asks? The gray bar at the bottom? Truly a relic

people are still reblogging it. incredible. love u all

it’s also fucked up that fat people literally fear going to the doctor for anything because they know the first thing out of their dr’s mouth no matter what their ailment is, is gonna be “lose weight lol” broken leg? lose weight. rash? lose weight. whooping cough? lose weight binch!!!!! like we get it. but can you just write my prescription you bitch so i can go eat a salad and not call you again until im about to die of the plague????

I would not be surprised if someone did a study and found an increase in misdiagnosis of fat patients due to doctors focusing solely on weight loss as a panacea and ignoring other vital issues

You mean like this article from the NY Times (from September of 2016) talking about how doctors refuse to consider non weight related issues until they absolutely have to?

Why Do Obese Patients Get Worse Care? Many Doctors Don’t See Past the Fat

Or this study showing that even though the bias is often unintentional it greatly changes patient care?

Impact of weight bias and stigma on quality of care and outcomes for patients with obesity

Or this study that showed that maternity providers have a bias towards obese women and often provide subpar care or push elective procedures?

Weight stigma in maternity care: women’s experiences and care providers’ attitudes

Fat Shaming Tied to Increased Risk of Metabolic Problems this one that says that obese people who are made to feel bad about their weight are 41% more likely to have medical complications as a result of the internalized stress (high cholesterol, high sugars, high blood pressure- or need meds to treat those conditions), versus people who don’t feel stigmatized. 

‘People First’ – Ending Weight Bias in Diabetes Care “ Evidence also indicates that doctors may spend less time in appointments, provide less health education, build less rapport, have lower expectations for medication adherence, and have less desire to help patients with obesity compared with thinner patients. “

I think about this every time I see something saying that obesity is a high risk factor for any other illness.

JUMP DUDE -

Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think

She never finds out about perry fighting him cuz shes always trying to bust her brothers while doof liveblogs getting his ass kicked

they have carl blocked

(@cogcltrcorn )

HELP

guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

absolutely

Demonstrating some wushu skills

[eng by me]

Unrelated but I've seen this version so many times that the original makes me feel the same way that I did the first time I saw the edit

What is that???!??!!

That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again

There is something so funny about calling something without a brain neurodivergent