say hallelujah, say goodnight

For dhampir72! [insp.]

i’M SCREAMING THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL

Adam Gopnik (via currentboat)

I swallowed a lung I laughed so hard. Oh dear god I can’t breathe well. I miss my lung.

(via atlinmerrick)

Daniel Craig

Most beautiful gif freeze ever.

A Beginner’s Guide to The Great British Bake Off…

i was telling my sister the thing about how cats that don’t grow up around humans only meow when they’re kittens, but housecats retain the habit of meowing to communicate with humans bc we don’t get the other signals that cats use to communicate, and she was like “so basically cats are always speaking baby language with us. they’re like, let me put this very simply so you’ll understand. basically they’re incredibly condescending”

This is my show.

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Dead

So dead of happiness.

I think my question is: does this look like a fancy hotel room to anyone else?

the trick is that there’s now a lot more room in the back.

sorry Q, but the entire time you were talking I only heard “car sex car sex car sex”

have YOU ever wanted to bitch someone out but do it with cats and flowers? Well have I got the sticker set for you!

It’s time. (photo via thesheepdog)