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soiled it abby / 22 / minneapolis
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dinkywinks

this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours

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This whiskey got me feelin pretty, so pardon if I’m impolite, I just really need your ass with me, I’m sorry about the other night. I know I could be more creative, and come up with poetic lines, but “I’m turnt up upstairs and I love you,” is the only thing that’s in my mind. Just come over, let’s pour a drink, babe. You light my fire, let’s stay up late and smoke a jay, I wanna go back to the old days.

Source: Spotify
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yoshutupkat

Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention for shit like that
You know you wrong for shit like that
I could be your supermodel if you believe
If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you, but I need you, but I need you

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barebackinq

Marge Simpson woke up tamed her hair every day for the perfect beehive..she wore that DRESS honey waste snatched tiddies out elegant every day..had those BEADS bitch shined every day for ensure perfection! Marge Simpson, every day wakes up and thinks “here’s how I’m gonna gag the girls today” and slips on her icon red flats

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