this is… maybe the funniest thing that’s ever happened on television? i’ve never seen someone so thoroughly derail a late night talk show, i could honestly watch cardi b and john mulaney talk for hours
This whiskey got me feelin pretty, so pardon if I’m impolite, I just really need your ass with me, I’m sorry about the other night. I know I could be more creative, and come up with poetic lines, but “I’m turnt up upstairs and I love you,” is the only thing that’s in my mind. Just come over, let’s pour a drink, babe. You light my fire, let’s stay up late and smoke a jay, I wanna go back to the old days.
Leave me lonely for prettier women You know I need too much attention for shit like that You know you wrong for shit like that I could be your supermodel if you believe If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me I don’t see myself Why I can’t stay alone just by myself? Wish I was comfortable just with myself But I need you, but I need you, but I need you
Marge Simpson woke up tamed her hair every day for the perfect beehive..she wore that DRESS honey waste snatched tiddies out elegant every day..had those BEADS bitch shined every day for ensure perfection! Marge Simpson, every day wakes up and thinks “here’s how I’m gonna gag the girls today” and slips on her icon red flats
linger
Photographed by Steve Harries for Le Monde d'Hermès
Sufjan Stevens - Mystery of Love
Call Me by Your Name, 2017, dir. Luca Guadagnino
THE BEACH BOYS
Don’t Talk (Put Your Head on My Shoulder)
Pet Sounds (1966)
This never gets old