Do to colour confinement, scuits can never be found in isolation.

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

get fuckin wrecked

mamma mia is just what having other gay friends is like honestly

all your friends wont stop singing fucking ABBA and everything that happens to you is bonkers at all times. meryl streep is there

mutuals please hmu if you change ya url’s. yall be goin from rainbows-and-muffins to traphousehomicide i cant keep up with this shit

one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these 

and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down and wet his pants and i couldnt stop laughing as i watched it happened. even when he noticed i had peed his pants and got off, sobbing, i couldnt stop cackling. i hit the ground and rolled off, giggling and probably still pissing myself. i peed someone else’s pants…. i never saw that kid again. sorry kid.

thank you for sharing your story

roses are red

violets are blue

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

That moment when you realize that Barney Stinson was probably not as much of a jerk or a womanizer as he was portrayed to be, but that the story was narrated by future Ted, trying to get his children to approve of him dating Robin again, so future Ted had to make the man Robin married look like the bad guy in the story.

duuuude

Ted is the worst Unreliable Narrator of all time also just Ted is the worst

Honest question: who is worse, Ted from HIMYM, or Ross from Friends?

they’re both worse

@gingersaurus Your theory is confirmed by Neil Patrick Harris.

WHAT THE FUCK.  NPH ACTUALLY RESPONDED TO MY CRACK THEORY?????

all ppl do is fucking lie and im booboo the fool and trust them :/

i got into the discord server voice chat and someone i hadnt met tricked me into thinking they were 12 and i believed them… this world is so fucked

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice