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@stevcbucky / stevcbucky.tumblr.com

indefinite hiatus
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Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

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me, whispering softly at the edge of a forest: hozier, bro, i need your advice for a romantic date with my girlfriend

hozier, appearing out of the mist: oh, take her to an empty field and lie on the ground until you decompose and get eaten by foxes. it’s classic, timeless, 

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one of my favorite Han Solo moments is at the beginning of Empire Strikes Back when he has to go rescue Luke in the middle of his Leia tantrum, and some hapless no-name is like “sir maybe exercise caution on account of your sheephorse will freeze in the darkness??” and han bellows out of nowhere “THEN I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL!!!!!!!!!” 

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infinity war leaked scene

sam: hey steve, what’s for dinner tonight?
steve: *giving last touches to his smokey eyes* tonight I’m serving LOOKS
bucky: *softly* we haven’t eaten in three days man
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‘can’t believe they got me out here in a fucking intergalactic war like can i take a fucking nap like come on, i’m tired as fuck ion even know these hoes, wasn’t we fighting 10 minutes ago now we gotta work together? mess’

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