Comic commission + collaboration with @blackeraser (@SketchWakusei on Twitter)! It’s always amused me that Ocarina of Time is essentially a game about how two ten-year-old kids plot to murder a grown man, bless their hearts.

“Silent Hill 1” (1999) 

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

skyrim is cool because an old man in falkreath can give you a quest to take his best friend’s ashes to a preist and you can either do that or eat his ashes right in front of him

house arrest is so funny to me. you commited crimes, stay home

A D V A N C E D   G R O U N D I N G

if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand

my f

my feet are cold

I came across this sign downtown and I love it. So delightfully nonspecific. Whatever you were fixing to do, just. Don’t.

IT IS NOT TIME

It’s always time.

my cat: mrow

me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!

my cat:

did @ofgeography write this???

This fucking tweet is literally why I never forget my keys, wallet, or phone when I leave my dorm

Nice and bright