Zayn: These fake ships are what made us successful as a band. Larries : I smell BULLSHIT.
NIALL OUT THERE DOING LORD’S WORK
THANK YOU NIALL
HE BUMPS INTO HARRY. LOUIS BUMPS INTO HARRY.. ON PURPOSE.. LOOK AT HIS HAPPY FACE.
HARRY DID THE HAIR THING TO HIDE HIS SMILE #confirmed
@ god please don’t let anything bad happen on ellen or gma actually don’t let anything happen because i have too many things to do
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HARRY POTTER IS SO PRETTY
92 TRUTHS
I was tagged by @voulezlou and @zaynsmyinspiration
WHAT WAS YOUR:
Last Drink: Orange juice lol
Last Phone Call: my sister nicole
Last Text Message: to my friend @beautifully-brainless during class about memes
Last song you listened to: no control one direction
Last time you cried: i was reading a fic last night i can’t remember the title but it was sad!!!
HAVE YOU EVER:
Dated someone twice: no
Been cheated on: nope
Kissed someone and regretted: no
Lost someone special: no :)
Been depressed: idk
Been drunk and thrown up: no im a child
IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
Made a new friend: YES
Fallen out of love: i haven’t been IN love
Laughed until you cried: yes of course!
Met someone who changed you: no
Found out who your true friends are: somewhat
Found out someone was talking about you: yeah
Kissed anyone on your followers/follows you: no!!!
GENERAL:
How many people on your tumblr do you know IRL: 6
Do you have any pets: 2 cats and a hamster
Do you want to change your name: I like my name but having another name would be cool also?? idk
What time did you wake up today: 6 AM *cries*
What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping
Name something you CANNOT wait for: larry coming out
Last time you saw your mother: this morning
What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish i was smarter
What are you listening to rn: backseat serenade by ATL (once emo trash always emo trash)
Have you ever talked to a person called Tom : yes?? this is very random
What’s getting on your nerves rn: barely anything gets on my nerves. maybe myself?
Blood type: It’s either A+, A-, O+, or O-
Nicknames: ash
Relationship Status: single
Zodiac sign: leo
Pronouns: she/her
Favourite TV show: psych or parks and rec
High School: personal info :]
College: not yet
Hair colour: dark brown
Long or short hair?: it like reaches my boobs
Height: around 5′1
Do you have a crush on someone: no #blessed
What do you like about yourself: idk
Tattoos: i’ve always loved like big angel wings on someone’s back but i would never get that for myself lol
Righty or lefty: righty
FIRSTS:
First surgery: i’ve never gotten surgery
First piercing : earsssss
First best friend: @beautifully-brainless soph!
First sport you joined: soccer, age 3. or t-ball, idk which came first!!
First vacation: punta cana in the dominican republic
First pair of trainers(sneakers): probably when i was little?? idk
RN:
Eating: nothing
Drinking: nothing
I’m about to: leave school for swim practice
Listening to: backseat serenade ended, so now face down by red jumpsuit apparatus!
Waiting for: school to END
Want kids: yes
Get married: yessss
Career: doctor. dream job is work in a publishing agency, but i’m not good enough in english for that
WHICH IS BETTER (for relationship partner?? bc that’s how i answered them):
Lips or eyes: eyes
Hugs or kisses: i gotta say hugs bc idk about kisses
Shorter or taller: short but taller than me
Older or younger: idc, same age??
Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
Nose, stomach or nice arms: i don’t care about any
Sensitive or loud: loud
Hook up or relationship: relationship
Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker
HAVE YOU EVER:
Kissed a stranger: no i havent kissed anyone haha
Drank hard liquor: no
Lost glasses/contacts: don’t wear any
Sex on first date: nooooooo
Broke someone’s heart: idk?
Been arrested: haha NOPE
Turn someone down: yes
Cried when someone died: yes
Fallen for a friend: hmm no
DO YOU BELIEVE:
In yourself: no
Miracles: yes
Love at first sight: no, that’s lust
Heaven: yeah sure
Santa Claus: no ofc not
Kiss at first date : that’s cute, so yes
idk if u guys have been tagged, but i tag
Hey guys so thanks to my ridiculous self promotion 24 hours a day, I finally reached 3k. First off i just wanna say thank you to all 535 of my mutuals. Obviously i can’t include everyone bc i’m too lazy to do that but thank you thank you thank you. I admire you guys from a distance. This follow forever is going to be small bc its just my fav mutuals! (if i talk to you a lot and you don’t see yourself please yell at me I promise i meant to include you)
My Wives
@tomlinfinitys ~ Selin,,, i love you with all of my heart even thought we get divorced a lot. Thank you for never kinkshaming me and helping me raise Morgan with all the love that she deserves. We are a beautiful family.
@adarkbluesea ~ Elena omfg you are my favorite old person. Thank you for your constant support and for your appreciation of my horrible Not Funny jokes. I’m so glad I married you and thank you for making friends with my other wife and accepting that ily so much please.
My Daughter
@vipstlaurent ~ Morgan ur my only daughter so u get a whole section dedicated to u. I’m so proud of u and ily so much. Why are you so sarcastic all the time tho me and selin did not raise u like this wtf. I promise i will support u through everything unless it has to do with shakespeare and then I might have to blast…. anyway ilove you with all of my heart omfg
Bible Study
@adarkbluesea ~ ive already written about u, u ho. i love u so much.
@yesof-coursealways ~ moraima i just wanna say ur weird and i can’t video chat with you bc you play bad music and i wish i could permanently mute you forever. (ignore this i love you and im proud of u)
@smollestlarrie ~ Assheat,,, asset,,,, you are so important to me. so are ur shitposts.,,, who invented u??
@so-hard-to-say-it ~ critian,,, you cal me out for being a ho sometimes but you edit my writing and i love it when u drag my ass… thank u
@larriesvip ~ im highkey in awe of you at all times. thank you fro tagging me in ur fav blog posts all the time i dont understand it but by all means continue. i love u
@pink-ysl-boots ~ lmao Lily I feel connected to you bc we are both from this god awful state can we move out of this hell hole and run away together???
@saintslarents ~ keely, thank u for being australian so that when i’m awake at 4am i have a friend anyway bc its like daytime where you are ily and your accent is,,, wild. ((( i love watching u do laundry)))
@haryys ~ Hanya youre too young and pure to be exposed to our awfulness… get out while u can you dont deserve this. I love you so much and ur beautiful (also i love your url,,, lmao)
@harryhasadigbick18 i hate your url so much, alison wtf im so uncomfortable (i love you a lot and i cannot belib your contact picture in my phone tbh)
“For a bible study group we sure do a lot of sinning”- Ashley
I love you guys so much you dont even get it.
Friends
@smolinsonn ~ What the fuck, allison we are moving in together and we are going to have a horrible one direction themed bathroom can you blieve it??? I bet nobody will ever want to come over because we will literally be so annoying about it all the time. you’re the only dark larrie i know in real life and im blessed by ur presence every time we hang out. I also can’t believe your icon. we are the two worst blogs i have ever visited and i love it. (FOLLOW ALLISON EVERYONE)
@vampiireweekends ~ Hey thanks for putting up with me every single day of your life im so sorry. but also fuck u for introducing me to one direction im pissed and now i have to take you to hell with me you asked for this. I love you and i cant believe i have someone like u in my life…. we are the same person i wonder if we are related???? hmm
@thedublinfall ~ Klar!!!! im sorry we dont talk more i think we are both Busy People im so sad about it bc you are the literal sunshine in my life and i love you so much.
@yslboner ~ Sof you are pure joy in my life i love your posts and your snapchats you’re incredible and hilarious and i cant believe you’re real omfg !!!!! ily so much you dont understand.
@larrymvp ~ Bean ily so much you’re so polite and i love talking to you and letting you drag my ass while you edit my fic. you’re the #1 beta and idk what i would do without you like seriously you are a lifeline and my main support though this fic and i cant believe how amazing you are.
Fave Mutuals
i talk to you guys sometimes but that should change we should talk all the time ilu guys (bolded ones are the ones i literally cant believe follow me im honored)
@larrie2k15 @rockmevevo @gaybeanies @smolstrangelove @tommolittleson @jimmytfallon @investigatefiji @louistosmlinson @gaybabyangel @yslelf @louuislife @edwardscox @brianamontana @organiclubestyles @christmasevelouis @soft-larry @wattpadfic @ilove1dalmation @louis2k15 @louismvp @officialdarbus @iknowitwouldfeellike @genderfluidez @sluttydaddyharry @millionairelouis @nojemmyproteste @pinkiezayn @larriez @louispdf
I’m sorry i couldn’t write something personal for everyone but i love you all!!!! omfg i wanted to write something for all of you but feel free to come talk to me :)) i :) am :) desperate :) for :) friends :)
Larry + OTRA
god is giving
Mood:
1/2 of Me- wants to eat healthy 1/2 of Me- wants to buy all of the Halloween candy that's on sale.
🎶I will build you a boat. One as strong as you are free.🎶
HISTORY
Harry, Louis → Welcome video
well, the fans got what they deserved…….