antivanpariah-blog reblogged
There was once this circus performer who could eat anything, and would do so for his act. His best trick was when he would eat several pillows and pillowcases, a comforter, a fitted sheet, a regular sheet, and a mattress all in one sitting. Unfortunately, he couldn’t preform the stunt often as the immense amount of fiber would block him up for nearly a month. After about three weeks of painful constipation, though, his body would dump everything at once simultaneously, so he would always shit the bed.
