if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

Ive cried of laughter 3 times because of this set of tweets its so fucking funny help

“beyonce baby go pound it tell em, tell em! get rid of that jay z rat. she’s too good for him!”

Life is a Disco Ball!

Tiny unit –> Absolute unit

our fates are entwined 💙✨

Hive, Shibuya 渋谷

no cishet man can do all 5:

wash his ass

see women as people

not say homophobic slurs

clean his room

calmly handle an argument

est littoral, nice, france

@ubink_

Nihonbashi - Tokyo, Japan

This racoon lives a life of decadence and luxery few will ever know

Microwaving some frozen cherries is very simple. It’s her attitude and confidence that’s unattainable….