i like the multiverse theory because there are giant hamsters playing basketball somewhere out there. i also dislike the multiverse theory because there’s a world where the competition went to their heads and they forgot to have fun
There's an alternate universe with no stds
There's an alternate universe with no rope at all
There's an alternate universe where football has more explosions
There's an alternate universe where the Fun Dungeon™ is significantly less fun than it sounds
There's an alternate universe where gumballs don't like being chewed
There's an alternate universe featuring the band Panic! at the Hootenanny
There's an alternate universe where you're not alone. This isn't necessarily a good thing
There's an alternate universe where your hair needs to be fed daily
There's an alternate universe where your robot lover is very disappointed with you right now
There's an alternate universe where losing your nipples is kind of a big problem
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
WELCOME TO THE FLASH
There's an alternate universe where you are Beyoncé
i need a group chat with my parallel universe me’s im getting worried abt them
There's an alternate universe where all penis tastes like broccoli
There's an alternate universe where kittens explode instead of meowing
There's an alternate universe where ya tiddies are bigger than ya house