@shez-dead do you remember when we would talk about our weird attraction to Kevin Spacey? Because to this day I still get shit from my best friends!
stop i get shit too but i still want him to literally choke me to death im so in love w him
right? Like he’s no Jason Momoa but he’ll get the job done and make me hate myself in the process. win win
@sarahhtheboss we're not alone
Moulay Hassan, Crown Prince of Morocco hates it when you try to kiss his hand.
Thas the fastest snatch ever
That boys hands are something serious
He’s smooth about it
He just like nah nah nah nah nah nah
…quick as shit!
😂😂😂😂
Must be related to you @sarahhtheboss
this is me
someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you.
me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool beans
@sarahhtheboss I literally pictured you doing this with your stupid face. Love you
it is a Scientifically Proven Fact that once a group of people become friends, the tendency to make really foolish decisions skyrockets…. and from this chaos…. the Mom Friend™ rises, ready to keep everyone alive, armed with exasperation and common sense in spades
@sarahhtheboss guess which one you are
Tian-Tian enjoying the snow. Video from Smithsonian Zoo.
You have the option to be cremated and turned into a vinyl record full of your favorite music?
i’m not going to join the black parade
i’m going to become the black parade
Your memory will carry on
I JSUT SCREAMED HOLY SH IT
guess whos getting cremated and turned into a vinyl of the booty song
me
“Live on from beyond the groove”
OMG I want to become a Paramore record!
@sarahhtheboss better get started preparing our death records 😊
RIP David Bowie. I still can’t believe that human death could touch such a magnificent alien creature…
Art by Helen Green
Bitch, I’m Madonna (A capella Version)
WAIT IS THIS REAL? LMAO
Lmao! No^ But it’s Hilarious as fuck!!
sarahhtheboss this is amazing
Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”
Me:
hannahvanliew this was us playing in the waves especially the one with the wheelchair
Fleetwood Mac, 1977 — Annie Leibovitz
love this
do you ever lay in bed at 5am unable to sleep and wonder what would happen if you switched the theme songs from parks and rec and the office
this is all i need in life
When Grandpa decides to teach the youth of today a lesson…
Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world
can you fucking imagine
still one of my fave gif’s on tumblr
Coolest shit ever
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
wake up america
