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Of Mikans and Maps

@itsmikannami / itsmikannami.tumblr.com

I'm Nami, 8 this year. The pleasure's all mine.
I live with Bellemere-san and Nojiko in the mikan orchard. Although we fight, we're still family.
I'm gonna draw a map of the world if it's the last thing I do! Oh, and keep a close eye at your beli. ;)
M!A: None
{AU Roleplay blog for 8 years old Nami, One Piece}
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Outofmikans: OMFG! Okay, so I recently got the courage to continue watching One Piece again. (Note: i stopped because I know Ace is going to die and I really don’t want to see him die.) So yeah, I stopped at Marine Ford and now… I reached episode 482, which we all know is the episode of Ace’s death. And no, I’m not crying because I’d never cried watching anything and I don’t think it will start now but WTF!? It’s like after watching so many episodes of them fighting in Marine Ford, I know Ace is going to die but it still came out so unexpectedly for me. One thing you guys need to know is that Ace is my absolute favorite character and I loved him since Alabasta. I don’t even know how to feel now. It’s 1am where I am and I’m a piece of emotional wreck. I know I’m really behind on this but still ughhhhhhh wtf!? Did he really have to die? I just ughhhh I cannot. I’m not even gonna put this under read more because I just lost my ability to can so wtv ugh.

P.S. I just got back from a party and watched that episode of One Piece so yeah, my feelings are pretty messed up rn.

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Nami sat by the dock that day to get some inspiration while she read an old book of hers. Just then, she saw a pirate ship approaching. Unsure what to do and being unable to see what pirates those were exactly, the young girl went ahead and hid behind a bush.

As the ship came closer, she noticed it was a ship of someone she met. Just when the ship docked, she snuck discreetly onto it and sat right in the middle of the upper deck as though she'd been there the whole time.

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I DON’T DO GREETING POSTS
but that doesn’t mean i don’t want to play with you
it just means i don’t want to get lost in the shuffle
if i follow you, i want to talk to you and write with you
sorry 
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To all my new followers;

Send me something if you want to RP:

  • ↓ For me to make a starter for you;
  • ► If you want to make a starter and want to give me a heads up;
  • ↨ If you want to plot first;
  • ( /.\ ) if you’re too shy to talk to me;
  • (・ー・)  if you want to admire for now but promise to RP someday.
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This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

^ How to be a traveler and not a tourist

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Funny Sentence Starters (Supernatural edition!)

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”
“Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.”
"Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis."
“Boy/Girl, you put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack you with a spoon.”
“Who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?”
"I had a crappy guidance counselor."
"Dude, you fugly."
“I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it.”
"Hold me, ____. That was beautiful."
“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”
“That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.”
“You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!”
"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'"
"Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl/guy that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"
"People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?"
“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”
"I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I'm not that into prude chicks/dudes anyway."
“My name is _____. I ‘m an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women/men. And I did not kill anyone.”
“MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?”
“This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."
"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?"
"Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating."
“What do you wanna do, poke her/him with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!”
“We’re not working for the Mandroid!”
"Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
"Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
"I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God".
"Dude, you full-on had a girl/guy inside you for like a whole week. That’s pretty naughty"
“________, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”
"They made me slow dance."
"What about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand? I mean werewolves are badass!"
“You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. Because, I mean, it kinda does.”
"Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie."
“I lost my shoe.”
“I’m Batman!”
“Snow White? I saw that movie. The porn version anyway. There was this wicked Stepmother. Woo, she was wicked.”
“I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex."
“Don’t objectify me."
"You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill ya!"
“These tacos taste funny to you?”
"I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples."
"What visage are you in now? Holy tax accountant?"
“Ah, you have brought a repast. Excellent. Continue to be of such service, and your life will be spared.”
“Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off. I'll man the flashlight.”
“That was scary!”
"Zombie-ghost orgy, huh? Well, that's it. I'm torching everybody."
"On Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors."
"This body is 100 percent socially conscious.I recycle. Al Gore would be proud."
"Dude, you're confusing reality with porn again."
"Today you will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning. A game with one simple rule. Dodge."
“The whistle makes me their god.”
“______'s the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone”
“Details are everything. You don’t want to go fighting ghosts without any health insurance.”
"For fans, they sure do complain a lot."
“Oh yeah, life as an angel condom. That's real fun. I think I'll pass, thanks.”
“No, he's/she's not on any flatbread.”
"Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week."
“You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud-seeding?”
“There are two things I know for certain. One: Bert and Ernie are gay. Two: you are not gonna die a virgin, not on my watch.”
"You were wasted by a teenage mutant ninja angel?”
"Today, you're my little bitch."
"This isn’t funny, _____. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"
"Check it out. Four score and seven years ago ... I had a funny hat."
"Brains trumps legs, apparently."
“I believe that (he-)witch gave you the clap.”
“I have genital herpes.”
“Son of a bitch!”
“Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags!"
“Boop!”
“I would love to have the sex with you.”
“One leather jacket, one sasquatch."
“I don’t understand that reference.”
“Dude, you punched a cupid."
"I found a liquor store. And I drank it."
"Hey ass-butt!"
"No one dicks with ____ except me"
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[ ]The blonde would’ve certainly noticed the little thief sneaking into her room if she hadn’t been, as usual, too lost in the music she had been playing to pay mind to anything or anyone around her.

       However, once she finished playing and her digits drifted away from the black and white keys of the piano, she couldn’t help but chuckle as she caught sight of the familiar little girl; perhaps she wouldn’t have gotten caught if she was boarding another ship but she should’ve known better than to attempt to steal from the Whitebeard Pirates. ❝I see you haven’t changed at all❞ she remarked. ❝What exactly are you looking for?❞

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Nami was too mesmerised by the beautiful music that she did not realise she was even hearing it. It was more of a subconsciously enjoying the music kind of feeling. However, when she realised there was someone there, she quickly tried to hide. Unfortunately she was not fast enough.

The orange-haired girl was too preoccupied by the though of hiding, she did not even notice that the person who was in the room was someone she knew until the other female started speaking. 

When she realised it was someone she knew, she let out a sigh of relief. "Uhh..." she stammered, "I was... looking for you." She lied, in attempt to cover up the fact that she was in fact looking to steal some treasure from this large pirate ship. 

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