*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

My favorite thing to do is to pause psych when Gus gets scared

Get Out (2017)

whoever put a hex on me..please stop 

me: *has a stuffy nose*

me:

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

That time La La LandMoonlight won the 2017 Academy Awards for Best Picture…

closing the 20 tabs you used for a finished essay = euphoric calmness

Taraji P. Henson and Jackie Chan on the red carpet at the 2017 Oscar Awards

I didn’t know I needed this picture until now

you ever stop yourself from doing something fun because you have something important to do but then you end up not doing the important thing so you might as well have done the fun thing but instead you did neither, have accomplished nothing and are just a sad little pawn in this cold world

Boy: I like you :) Me: Congratulations… you played yourself