The signs as weirdly specific cats

Edited to include all signs

I’m mad I had to scroll all the way down to get to mine. Is this what being a Pisces is like

good morning to everyone except these long neck freaks

Meditating: VIRGO, LIBRA, Capricorn, Pisces, Aquarius, Taurus

The rest of the class: ARIES, GEMINI, LEO, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio

This will never not be funny.

ATTENTION: I need attention

The dude who doesn’t give a fuck about you: Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Aquarius

The friend who tells you: Libra, Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, Pisces

i watched this episode of ben 10 at 4 am and I was convinced I dreamt the whole thing up except I didn’t, here are some clips that gave me an emotional crisis also kevin found dead in miami

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

is that fuckin john dimaggio

I can’t believe Andy Samberg murdered Macklemore.

Good, she deserves it

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

cider is so much better than beer like…when faced with the choice of having alcohol made out of apples vs. alcohol made out of mulled fartweed I will always choose apples 

Me: omg this girl is so hot I have a huge crush on her

straight girl: omg me too!!!!! i have a major girl crush #wcw!! wow we are like so gay lol

me: