thefalsesheperd reblogged
I’d let eto kill me for sure
I’d let eto kill me for sure
*holds my newborn child with my deluxe yoda hands*
somehow i always knew
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
everyone stop this is my new favorite joke ever
this is true friendship my friends
i saw an opportunity and i took it
My whole inventory gotta go!!! You can’t beat these deals!!! FUCK is you doing boy!!! GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE!
true romance 💞
*Ocelot voice* Boss, take a look at what the R&D team just developed
the snake IS my boot
meeting up with old homies like
“THERE WAS SOMETHING SCARIER THAN SCARY STORIES!”
Titanic (1997) dir. James Cameron
when youre home alone and you hear a sound