has anybody else noticed music

recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs

Hard to say but I suspect she might be chilling

some of you are soooo serious. brother its tumblr.com/dashboard

just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

let the haters become milk for you to dip the cookies of success into

im omniscient / i have a voluminous head of hair / some other unbelievably reductive answer

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

im so happy i made all the correct choices that led to us meeting

its something like this i think

thesaurus.com save me

aid me

assist me thesaurus.com

[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

Thats me scared because i found the witches hut

These next few are me running

"Re-Coil" and a little ramble about authenticity and original characters.

her armpits would NOT be clean shaven

I suppose flicking your worthless penis at me could translate to ‘hello’. I will humor your gesture this time

meanwhile my horse, with her glistening mandibles and rock-hard forward carapace, flies high above the haters and losers