Hey there sexual -insert creepy smile here-
Hey there Sexalicious!! I missed you!!!! -insert returning creepy smile here-
-strikes a pose- you know you want all this? Bitches just love my body -flings myself at you- i missed you too!!!
-jumps up and down excitedly- you missed me?! -squeals-
Pffft of course! -fangirls- you're like awesome saucome amazing pants!