DAD NO

The cat makes that stupid “I’m a cat and I’m peeing” face that immediately widens into hysteria as everything explodes underneath.

The potatoes have escaped

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

imagine the tension between homura and resetti

They never shoulda given u niggas internet.

Lmaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg

a thing was done and my dash did it

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s his app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play bitch

LITERAL TEARS THIS IS SO DISTURBING

ummm

what is happening

the wildest ride of your life

now with extra hops

darkamoeba

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

the last picture i cANT BREATHE