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MaxWrite on AO3 | Max Write on ko-fi | MaxWrite on Twitter | maxwrites on Instagram Max is a writer, nerd, reclusive genius, 40ish years old and Canadian. I write fic. I've written lots of really kinky shit and am unapologetic about it. YKINMK. My blog is a mish-mash of stuff, much of which is cats. I'll occasionally post links to my fic here. If you need me to use specific tags for your filtering purposes, or just have something to say, send an Ask. You can also e-mail me: themaxwrite@gmail.com. If you enjoy any of my work, please consider a small donation. As always, though, all my content is completely free to enjoy.
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pantyfire

🐯 🐯 🐯

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bunjywunjy

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

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cryoverkiltmilk

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

Source: mockwa
#lmao#kitties#mongoose#:3
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kirkenovak
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thesurestthing

[image description: a tweet from verified account The Philippine Star @/PhilippineStar that says:

These stray cats were spotted occupying the circle marks intended for the implementation of social distancing protocols in front of a store in Brgy. Holy Spirit, Quezon City on Sunday amid enhanced community quarantine.

Attached are 3 pictures of 3 cats sitting inside white circles painted on the sidewalk in front of vegetables for sale.

End image description.]

#kitties#:3
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snovyda

Some behind the scenes of Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol (from the Light the Fuse podcast)

Simon Pegg: I was talking to McQ when we were lying on the bed (on the set dubbing for the Burj hotel room, where McQuarrie did the rewrites fir Ghost Protocol)... After a nice night...

Christopher McQuarrie: It's important to note that there were many other people on that bed.

Simon Pegg: That sounds worse! You're making it worse!

Christopher McQuarrie: Listen, man. It's a new world we live in.

Simon Pegg: So Chris and I were fucking.

Christopher McQuarrie: Simon, what time are you going to be here tonight, by the way? What time are you coming home?

#simon pegg#christopher mcquarrie#mission impossible ghost protocol#behind the scenes
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logicheartsoul
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binghsien

How to have a conversation about a topic you’re not interested in or don’t know anything about:

  1. Listen to what the other person has to say about the topic.
  2. Ask a question about what they said. Asking them to clarify or explain something you don’t understand is great, but any question will do. All else fails, ask them to explain what they like about some part of the topic.
  3. Listen to their responses and go back to step 2.
  4. Do this until 5-15 minutes has passed, then change the subject to a topic of your interest, unless you are actually interested in learning more on this subject, in which case, go on for as long as you like.
  5. Sometimes, they will say something like “I’m sorry to blather on about [topic].” This is an attempt at a conversational dismount. You can either say “no, it was fascinating, thanks” and then bring up your own topic, or you can say “no, it’s fascinating, please keep going” if you want to keep hearing about their topic. Note the tense difference (past -> moving on, present -> keep going).

I just thought I’d write a script for this, because someone who can’t / won’t do this came up in a Captain Awkward column, and listening about topics you have no interest in is a really useful skill to have and not often explicitly taught, particularly to boys and men.

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tfw-adhd

This is really helpful advice for people with adhd/autism because we’re often not great at social skills and holding conversations

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knic26
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themmfatale

2020 gothic

- you join a zoom call. everyone’s mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway. you stare at the squares with faces in them. which is your face? you can’t be sure.

- the news is full of numbers. you try to learn what they mean, but the articles are full of jargon from fields you have no experience in, and you swear the numbers change when you blink. 

- you wake up. you sleep. you wake up. you sleep. how many days was that? you have no idea.

- you go for a walk. a shadow follows you down the street, moving when you move, stopping when you stop. always the recommended six feet away.

- every day you get several emails from corporations you’ve never heard of. each company name sounds fake, too vague, too optimistic. “Stay healthy! :)” they say. “We’re committed to keeping you safe! You must stay healthy! We love you very much! We learned everything about you so we can keep you safe! Please believe us we love you so much we’ r e  , s 0Rry:):)):))”  You try to unsubscribe, but the link just takes you to a blank black webpage. Suddenly, you can make out your reflection in the screen. What’s that over your shoulder?

- you’ve been wearing the same clothes for days, but somehow there is laundry.

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kayistiredt

Hey OP quick question: why did you snap like that?

#lol
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