If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica

the only lgbt friendly continent is a frozen tundra that can barely sustain human life

penguins can’t be homophobic it’s scientifically impossible

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”

I might get some hate for saying this but

….some things are good

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

This post needs some kind of warning sign.

I did not see that coming.

Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.

That’s the kind of linguist I’m. 

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

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his stare tho ©

imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched

If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post

Superman eating a bench in the background of Rick and Morty

Me and @annoyinghappyperson in stranger things. Entertaining