no thankie, not for frankie

i’d like to stop listening to phil collins now.

fuck my life i guess

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i’m just reminiscing about bars and nightclubs bc haven’t been to one in over a year for very obvious reasons, and also wanted to draw them (pretty men)

bo got distracted by his crush. understandable.

asking a tumblrina if she wants to switch to discord like leading someone's hand into the bedroom at a party

can you blame him

happy mother’s day to miss honey from matilda

Suzanne collins wrote a trilogy where a main media propaganda strategy was to market a horrific act of violence as a love story to distract ppl and then it got adapted into a box office breaking movie and ppl made it all about the love triangle. so then since they didn’t get the point the first time Suzanne collins wrote a prequel story about the main dictator and she makes it so that you as a reader want it to be a genuine love story so badly even tho it’s so very clearly not and instead feels extremely unsettling to make her point even more meta which then gets adapted into another box office breaking film and now ppl are making romantic snowbaird tik toks. do u think she’s gonna write another book that’s somehow even more blatant or just give up and start executing ppl? hard to say but I wouldn’t blame her for the second one

Lil Nas X did a cover of Jolene and Dolly Parton responded to it on twitter

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From Dolly’s insta:

I feel like it gets a bit lost, with how readily we meme his songs online, but Lil Nas X really does have a beautiful country singing voice. He might have the best voice for soulful, impassioned, male country vocals since Johnny Cash, and this cover really shows that off.

Lil Nas X, I sentence you to five years in Montero State prison. #FREELILNASX | INDUSTRY BABY COMING JULY 23

ok but the way that lil nas x is literally condemning himself for being gay and then being sent to “montero state prison” (when his real name is montero) is a fucking genius way to characterize internalized homophobia

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??

"banned for sexual content and threats of violence". if you saw even half the sexual content your advertisers push on us, or a fraction of the harassment on this website from people who want us dead, you'd fucking wish a car made of exploding hammers would come your way.

i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind

“Cock Penis”

fucking stop.

Actually fuck this site for banning predestrogen.

Being trans is HARD, and the fact that even “the queerest place on the internet” is after us is a genuine fucking tragedy.

We come to places like tumblr to ESCAPE the rampant transphobia and shitty legislation right outside our doors, but OHP! Turns out we aren’t safe in here either!

Whether staff just blows this over and acts normal again or just straight up purges all of us, sincerely, fuck you Matt Mullenweg. I cast car hammer explosion.

Here’s a transition comparison for all of you. We stay silly.

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of "both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency" but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a "re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you" but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read "Reguardless of Professor A's opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping" and its HILARIOUS

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word "husband"

and obviously all the students are like "oh i didnt know u were married!" because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

and shes like "yeah, its Professor A"

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A's desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

i do think theres something sad about how largely only the literature that's considered especially good or important is intentionally preserved. i want to read stuff that ancient people thought sucked enormous balls

That one Series of Unfortunate Events quote

[ID: A Mob Psycho 100 comic. Muraki gestures to Sakurai, who's glaring and surrounded by an ominous red-black aura while holding up a sword, and says, "You must understand-- he had a terrible childhood." Mob stares at him, dead-eyed, and replies, "Yes, I understand. I'm having a terrible childhood right now." Reigen is lying twisted behind him in the Family Guy Death pose. End ID]