fredag 21:21

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

so my bf's legs are uneven so when he walks he tends to drift left and my hips are twisted I tend to drift right so when we hold hands we cancel out

jk he pulls me closer to him constantly bc I don't pay attention to where I'm going and my body is dead set on making me walk off of the edge of the sidewalk

my left hand/his right hand = cancels out mostly, I still drift a little

my right hand/his left hand = collision course

hang on I gotta google some stuff

yeah this is funny

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

I love how he holds his hands and looks at like “honey,no.”

Çocukluğumu mükemmel yapanlar :“)

FINE LINE AS MOVIE POSTERS (2/3)

invented comedy

sext: hey i’m genuinely wondering how youre doing

I’m in the mood for 20 kisses but like out of love not lust

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

ok ONE PERSON is allowed to do an april fool’s prank and that’s IT

oh there’s been a development