nothing like the rain

learning how to speak your mind is so terrifying but its 100 million times better than stewing in silence and hoping someone picks up on your vibes

damn mother nature thicc

now that’s a rock bottom i’m tryna hit

not to bring attention to a sensitive topic but I want to enjoy a nice bike ride with a little cat sitting in the front basket

here are some things I just heard:

A Cat, a cat owner, and a cat lover who doesn’t own a cat yet.

The donest of done

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

doctor banner and mr. hulk

#cutest family ever

Dean + recurring themes [¾] ↳ Alcoholism

still  haven’t fucked on a balcony and im mad about it

i hate when people ask me to “watch their stuff” like what if someone comes and actually tries to steal it. do i have to fight them. i’m not ready 

Everyday is leg day when you’re running from your problems

I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

fucking superb you funky little alien

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable gay trope.

His name?

Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house