when will this happen to me

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i witnessed the most fascinating thing today imo…my 4th grade art class were talking while they did their work and one of them was like “if you work hard all your life…….it means NOTHING” and their response was to all crack up and start running with this bit like. “you work all your life on an oil painting. the mayor comes in. he says ‘i didn’t even ask you to do that painting.’” they kept going giving examples of nothing mattering and laughing hysterically. they’re 9. like, we think OUR humor is depressing or w/e, how are THEY going to be

Millennials are depressed but the Gen Z kids are straight up nihilists

i feel like the Coldplay of people , like sure sometimes rihanna and beyonce hang out with me but overall it’s like….where are my sales headed. whom is my demographic.

me applyin 2 jobs but they all need 3500 years of experiences and in my past life I was a plague ridden medieval count who lived alone in a gothic castle in the Carpathian mountains so my work exp is not relevant to like, retail

Lmao

You’re not gay if you don’t have your natal chart memorized jot that down

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My boo takes care of me. Black queer love at its finest. @itotaloutcast

Y'all are adorable! 😇

This is so cute 💖💖

This is the relaxed poptart. Reblog for one relaxing semester

Wonderland

that’s a crazy soymilk commercial

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

As of late January 2017, Flint, Michigan has acceptably unleaded water. No reparations mentioned, of course.

according to the article they still need to use bottled water and filters for a while because replacing pipes will cause localized spikes in lead. so don’t stop helping just yet.