Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

logging into tumblr like yes i love women and my hobbies include yearning and being silly.

Women in 2024 will not let this happen. Our determination is our superpower

imagine accusing the us military of being too woke

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polly_Matzinger

If any mutuals are interested you should also check out Polly! She was a playboy bunny, but during her time modelling she created a theory for immunology that ended up being true! (Though lots of people doubted her ability of course because she was a woman who worked for Playboy.)

Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

which is definitely not an omen

it's dawned on me that no one can stop me from my childhood dream of having a bed tent

i could at last fulfill my deep-rooted need to be Enclosed

this barbie contracts dysentery on the oregon trail

These appeal to my need for creature comforts

I am a Creature and I want to crawl into a little Cave and Snooze or perhaps Hibernate

Box beds used to be a thing! We need to bring them back.

Like IKEA wouldn't be so ready to flatpack this shit.

One of my friends in HS had something very much like this, except it was built into the wall of his bedroom and had shelves all along the inside. It had cute little pocket doors. I was obsessed with it. He was always toasty warm even after the wood stove burned down.

(Most of the ppl I knew in HS heated their homes at least part time with wood stoves bc the electric goes out in the mountains and sometimes you can't get oil delivery for weeks in the winter.)

double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image

me doing japanese homework:

wait a minute….

this makes so much more sense now???

Why didn’t this meme come with a translator’s note

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

Dying.

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

HAPPY TEN YEARS TO “TWAS I THAT SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE”

lots of times if I tell my boyfriend that I am proud of him for dealing with a situation, or that I'm sorry he's having to deal with a situation, he will say "no it's my own fault." meaning that he feels like he doesn't deserve praise or comfort for dealing with a situation that is his fault. (for example a financial problem caused or exacerbated by him having been too anxious or absentminded to deal with the situation sooner.) and I tell him this and I will tell y'all this, that I don't believe that. I think you are even braver and stronger for taking steps to deal with a mess that is of or partly of your own creation, because you have to cope with guilt and shame on top of the thing itself, and because you're fighting against the same ingrained dysfunction in yourself that caused the mess. that's like the bravest and most constructive thing you can do and you should be proud and I am proud of you.

also, mistakes don't mean you deserve to suffer