yall im fucking wheezing look at th fucking texts my friend got from this dude

every couple on real estate shows:

“I’m a part time kindergarten teacher and my husband hangs potatoes in garages for a living. We’re looking for a penthouse loft downtown and we have a budget of 5 million dollars”

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

❗️café hoppin

insta: cloudiegirl

i’m so so sad for other lgbt people (especially youth) who were excited to go their first pride this year and are now terrified to go or are cancelling their plans. i’m sorry that these spaces were taken from you before you could really use them. i’m so sorry that avoiding safe spaces has become a survival tactic.

beauty guru: *explains in extreme detail what she’s doing*

me: what is she doing

Someone: *starts playing with my hair* Me:❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Someone: your hairs really soft Me: ❤️❤️❤️😍😘❣💕💖💘💟💓💞💕💚💞💘💘💞💕💕💞💕💕💞💞💕💖💘❣💚💚💙💓💓💞

date a girl who makes you smile and blush over the phone

we live in a world where perfection is continuously sought. what we fail to realize is that perfection does not exist. (via n-egativeness)

I went planting today🌱 it’s a little late in the season, I hope they grow okay🐝👒 5/21/16