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FUCKING ASSASSINATE THE FIRE

b e g o n e, HOT

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: In The Phantom of the Opera, before everything goes down, how did the phantom “teaching” Christine actually go??? Cause what I’m picturing is Christine sitting in some room practicing away and then the phantom awkwardly shouting something like “less vibrato” from a closet or some crap. Then stupid little Christine going “ *gasp* My angel! My angel of music! Have you come to teach me just as dear father promised?” Then the phantom just being like “uh…………..    …yes? *Ahem* Yes! Start again at measure 32!”

How to open a beer with a banana

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries 

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

Ah yes, because the princesses have been such terrible role models. They have taught such horrific lessons such as…

Stop pitting female characters against each other. 

A dress is not a weakness.

all of this

kids baking competitions are amazing

Happy May the 4th!