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A Bit of a Dandy

@geekdandy / dandy-geek.com

Fumbling my way through dressing myself
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wilwheaton

Good sir, what advice, if any, would you have for an aspiring actor? More so along the lines of - where in the world does one start if they cannot afford an agent? Because finding oneself work seems almost impossible. Or maybe I just don't know how to look.

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An agent is never something that you need to afford. Legitimate agents only make money when you make money, by taking a 10% commission from the total you were paid. When you’re in SAG/AFTRA, most of the jobs you get will offer “Scale +10%” which means the SAG/AFTRA scale rate, plus the 10% for your agent (so if you make $1500, you make $1500, not $1350 after your agent gets the $150 commission).

Any agent who wants money upfront for anything is a scammer and should be avoided at all costs. Ways agents will try to trick you include paying them for headshots, submissions, coaching, etc. Legit agents will be able to recommend other people who offer those services (except submissions – that’s an agent’s job and shouldn’t cost anything).

But that’s just one half of things. That’s the business side (and not even all of it). Let’s talk about the other side: the art side, the side that keeps you working part-time jobs so you can go on auditions and hopefully work as an actor. The business of acting sucks. I’ve been at it for nearly 35 years, and I still endure the kind of bullshit that I thought would have gone away (for me, with my experience) now: casting people who don’t make an effort to give me anything to work with, directors who don’t know what they want or how to communicate what they want to actors, non-actors wondering what my “real” job is, and on and on and on. What kept me focused and dedicated through years and years of that (and the struggle to just get any work at all) was how much I loved performing, how much I loved the process of creating a character, getting to know him and his relationships with the other characters, and bringing whatever that reality was to life.

I’ve worked on wonderful things, movies like Stand By Me, and dozens of episodes of TV like Eureka and Leverage, and I’ve worked in truly awful crapfests to pay my bills, like Deepcore 2000 and Fish Don’t Blink. I’ve had big roles in shows like The Big Bang Theory and tiny roles that were almost cut out entirely, like Pie In The Sky. In every case, though, I loved the process of creating the character I was going to play. I loved the experience I had writing about and exploring who he was. I loved breaking down the scenes into actions and beats, and then discovering new things I hadn’t even thought about when I played in those scenes with other actors. That love, that joy, that feeling of rightness when I was in the creative moment kept me going through all the business crap that I hated. It gave me something to look forward to and remember when I was subjected, again and again, to the fundamental and inherent unfairness of the industry.

Another way of saying all of this is: if you’re going to succeed as an actor – whether you work a lot or not – you have to need it the way a normal person needs food and water. It has to be such a fundamental part of who you are, you will endure some pretty shitty times and make a lot of sacrifices while you work on your craft and your art. If you don’t need it that way, if it isn’t something you’re willing to fight for, then you aren’t going to be a happy person. You aren’t going to be a fulfilled person, and that will make you a desperate and frustrated person when you audition.

Being an actor isn’t easy (if it was easy, everyone would do it and we wouldn’t see hundreds of hours of bullshit reality television clogging up the airwaves), but it is also a calling for a certain kind of person. If you’re that kind of person, and you’re willing to do the work, you are answering that calling and taking your place in a long and wonderful tradition. Remember: everything worth doing is hard, and for an actor, there is no better feeling in the world than absolutely nailing a scene, and bringing an audience along with you.

I hope this is helpful. Break a leg!

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Suspenders (or Braces) and the Big Man

After reading how most fashion blog tips are arranged, I feel like I should write something titled “Why suspenders are ESSENTIAL for the Big Man” or “Top Ten Reasons Every Big Man Needs Suspenders” or “A Big Man put on suspenders, what happened next will BLOW YOUR MIND”

Well, it’s probably not going to blow your mind and you probably will be able to believe what happens next. Your pants stay up. It’s physics, not magic.

And in general I’m just not a guy that likes to go to natural extremes to just make sure you click a button. It’s hard to call them essential, you’ll survive without them, you know, as long as you continue to eat and drink.

However, I do think suspenders are very useful on a big guy and can really help keep an entire outfit neat and together.

First lets just deal with the abdominal / waist problem. There are different types of big guys as I’ve said in previous posts. Some abdomens are soft, some are firm. Some tend to hang down low, others higher up. Some tend to protrude around the sides and some tend to be more circular. Now, In general your waist, when wearing tailored cloths, is up around your umbilicus (belly button). I do know for many big guys though, when wearing jeans and most other clothes with a belt, you wear them under your belly so the waist measurement there is significantly smaller than what you get if you measure around your true waist. When a tailor measures you they measure the true waist so the pants should sit naturally at your waist.

Now how this looks really depends on your individual body habitus. Obviously the two options to hold up your pants are a belt and suspenders. For some big guys a belt works quite well. Not infrequently, however, I see two major problems with a belt. The first is on guys with more of a soft abdomen the belt tends to crunch up the pants and pull them tighter than they are meant to be worn, basically creating a hourglass shape where one really doesn’t exist. The other problem is when the belt tends to slide down off of your waist and falls right under your abdomen (i.e. where you may wear jeans).

Pants on a suit or other tailored clothes should be specifically tailored to be at your waist level and fall naturally to your feet ending at your shoes in the break of your choice (none/half/full). When they fall down lower or are pulled up higher by a belt they no longer fit at the leg in the correct manner. In my case, when I wear a belt, they tend to fall right under my abdomen, which causes the cuffs to fall so far down, I tend to step on them and trip myself like an overweight Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

So enter suspenders or braces if you are European. They hold the weight of the pant on your shoulders and allow the pant to fall naturally around your waist.

One major caveat: Don’t use clip on suspenders on a suit. They are way too casual and are not appropriate. Always get the button suspenders. You can easily have a tailor when you buy the suit just add them on or have your local dry cleaner do it. Most suspenders you purchase will have a set of buttons included in the package.

Should you get Big and Tall suspenders or just regular ones? If you have a long torso, are tall, or very large belly then get the longer ones. Personally I am right in between. If I get the big and tall version the metal adjustment clips tend to be up at my shoulders whereas the regular ones are at down near my pants. I go with the regular ones but you may just have to try a few of them on and figure out which one works better for you. In general the metal clips really shouldn’t be much higher than your nipples or it starts to look awkward.

I would encourage you to pay attention to proportion of your body to the width of the suspenders. Really skinny suspenders less than an inch tend to look silly on bigger guys who are very broad.

Should you match your suspenders to your tie? I would say the answer is closer to how you approach a pocket square. The key is complementing the other colors you have one. If you are wearing a vest they aren’t visible so it won’t matter as much but if you aren’t you should be cautious. To start though I would recommend some basic solid suspenders (navy blue, red, yellow) that can be matched with many ties and still look great. Then as you purchase more over time you can start playing with the complementing colors and patterns. I’ve found a solid navy can look good with almost any color.

Where can you purchase suspenders?

You can find these online more often than in stores. Brooks Brothers does sell them in store as well as a few other high end retailers. While they have their own brands, Trafalgar is the big brand and usually costs $75 to $100. www.suspenderstore.com has decent ones and deals sometimes. In general and as with anything you can find suspenders on eBay and other sites cheaper. If you have other suggestions please leave them as a comment!

Hopefully your mind is intact, you are not drooling in misbelief or thinking you will die without suspenders after this. If you are any of the above, I’d recommend seeing a doctor.

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medievalpoc

The British Library Medieval Manuscripts blog recently posted about a 12th century Greek manuscript that had been acquired by Baron Robert Curzon in the 19th Century. (Add MS 39591)

The top two images are the original 12th century illustrations for Saint Mark (left) and Saint Matthew (right).

The bottom two are illustrations that were painted over in the 19th century by an artist commissioned by Curzon, showing Saint Mark (left) and Saint Luke (right).

There is a noticeable difference in the original images versus the later one in both quality and aesthetic. The 19th Century paintings are less detailed and sharp, and demonstrate something I’ve talked about before: art and history are not a linear progression from “worse” to “better”, nor a progression from “less” to “more” realistic.

The bottom two images also chow a change in the appearance of the Saints based in a more Victorian ideal: noticeably lighter skin, smaller faces, smoother countenance, and their draped clothing is more concealing of the figure underneath. 

Now, we might consider it immoral to change artworks from history to reflect what we want or expect to see, wouldn’t we? But seeing these changes should also shape our expectations when we engage with works from 19th century Europe, and what we read written about earlier works that date from the 19th century. 

Works of art from hundreds of years ago don’t always come to us untouched by the centuries that come between us. The way we see these works is also affected by the world that exists around us now. I think that by being more mindful of the context we tend to view medieval artworks in, we can see them in new and exciting ways that spark a lot of conversations about life and media being created today.

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hodgman

This is from RAGNAROK, my 2012 special for Netflix. It was directed by Lance Bangs. It makes me happy when some stranger like this person (”parade-of-progress”) reminds me that the world did not end that strange night, and that it lives forever in the cloud. 

I more or less chose not to record my 2013/2014 show, which was called I STOLE YOUR DAD. I have a couple of archival copies of it. But that show was so personal that I enjoy having shared it with the humans who saw it in person and leaving it there. Plus I was semi-nude for a fair portion of it, and I think that amount of axolotl-pale caucasia under bright lights would cause immediate damage to most flat screen televisions. 

I will be touring with a new show in the fall. Some of you in Philadelphia and Madison saw glimpses of that material last October. I’ll be announcing those dates pretty soon. 

If want, you can sign up for my mailing list to get that information directly (as well as information about an upcoming west coast meeting of a SECRET SOCIETY), but you don’t have to. 

Mailing list = bit.ly/hodgmail 

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scavini

Matching patterns VIII: neckties, shirts and suit

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Heavy hopsack linen suit, knit tie, silk square. Getting ready for when it does get sunny and warm (it will) 🌞 (at No Man Walks Alone)

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bobak

I think this image from the Mariner V launch in 1967 says everything you need to know about what Nimoy means to us at NASA.

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