WHO TF TOUCHED THE THERMOSTAT

I just want to formally acknowledge to the person driving in front of me with bumper stickers reading "I'd Rather Be Slowly Consumed By Moss," "Slime Mold Is My Co-Pilot," and "Honk If You'd Rather Be Watching The Cinematic Masterpiece 'The Mummy' Starring Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz" that I know you have an account here and I approve of you

a lovely creecher

I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

The Homestuck fandom in one sentence

Gaga outside of her apartment in New York City a few moments ago.

Wow InuYasha looks great

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west